Today, my husband announced that he was fed up with us being known as the neighborhood slobs, and prepared to take down all the Christmas decorations still up from last year. He then decided it was too much effort, and that he'd leave them up to give us a three month head-start. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on the third of February, my mom finally relented and let us take the Christmas decorations down. FML
Today, my husband suddenly decided he was going to stop talking about all the changes he needed to make, and finally do them. That's great, except that in less than a day, he lost his shit at me and our young kids for not immediately fixing everything about ourselves as well. They're still sobbing and he doesn't care. FML
Today, my mother was digging up our Halloween decorations, and found the Christmas decorations as well. She's shoddily decorated the house already in half-Halloween and half-Christmas style to save time. I guess we'll be celebrating Christmasween for the rest of the year. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Today, someone put dog turds underneath all the decorative reindeers' butts in my front yard. The chief suspect is my curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a neighbor. Last week he repositioned them in very suggestive poses. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Today, ever since the day we met, me and my wife haven’t cared about Xmas at all except for exchanging a few gifts. Well I don’t know what happened but I got home from work and she had bought £1800 worth of Xmas shit and decorated every room and the garden. In November. What? Why? FML
Today, my husband decided he was finally going to quit his job. We literally bought a house last week. His job is/was easy, with pay way above his qualifications. After we'd talked about it FOR THE 50TH TIME, he did the opposite and texted the dept. head that he hates the company and wants to be part time at most. FML
Today, my husband of 12 years announced that he wants a divorce and that he hadn't liked me in YEARS. FML
Today, my husband came home and sat in his car out front for fifteen minutes. I went and knocked on the door, asking what he was doing. Apparently, I always dump so much shit on him the second he walks in the door that he needs a little peace between work and coming home to me. Ungrateful ass. FML
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Top comments
ByronJess 17
It would be almost pointless to take them down now... But you should probably attend to that soon after Christmas this year...
JimSweatshirt 6
Now that's a smart man. Theres no point taking them down this far into the year. But still a slob
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Comments (90)
SataN201 0
yer to blame just as much. get yer butt out there and yank em down
haitaku 1
I don't see you getting the decorations down.
kitkattgirl 2
Why would this be a fyl? Fyl for your husband not taking care of something YOU could have easily done? It would be a funny story if you hadn't ruined it by saying that it is his fault for your humiliation.
stitesy29 18
Do it yourself if he won't
evilidcat 1
like a ******* boss
roxyelizabeth 3
Wow so instead of blaming him for not taking them down... Maybe you should get off the computer and help him take them down... Just a thought.
alexmarieewing 6
That's how my stepdad is! Hey it makes the house look beautiful all year round.
Fou_Lou 20
I wonder if the decoration is still up to give a headstart for 2014. XD
Mcstud1y 30
Our whole neighborhood leaves lights up all year
Frustrated78 11
It's people like you that are part of the problem. Have some damn pride in what you own/have. Respect your place of living. I just don't get it. I lived in P'Cola, FL for 4 years, and OMG. Those people there....