Today, my grandpa came over to help paint our house, as we are renovating it. The only paint clothes he decided to wear were his underpants. The neighbours and builders found this quite amusing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was doing my hair, my grandpa walked in, dropped his pants, and started taking a crap in the toilet right next to me. FML
Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML
Today, we had painters in the house. My 4 year-old grandson kept telling me, "Grandpa ate the painter's sandwich." While the painters were running an errand, my husband ate their sandwich, then left to go to work. I was left to explain/apologize to the painters that my husband ate their PB&J. FML
Today, I ran out of clean boxers. Thinking nobody would find out, I snatched a pair of my wife's panties. Later, we had a cook out for my birthday, where some of my old pals thought it would be funny to pants me. FML
Today, I discovered that when the man living in the house behind me thinks no one in the surrounding area is home, he likes to take his laundry off the line wearing nothing but a pair of sandals. FML
Today, I was in the basement at my grandma's house. The bathroom is on the ground floor and there's a laundry chute that goes down to the basement. I looked through the chute to see if the bathroom light was on. A pair of shitty underpants came down and landed in my face. They were my grandma's. FML
Today, I went for a picnic by the river in the forest with my grandma. I forgot to bring a swimsuit, and wasn't wearing any underwear either, so she just made me go naked. I got caught fully naked by some dirt bikers when I went to find a spot to pee. My grandma just laughed, really hard. FML
Today, I was doing laundry when my downstairs neighbour knocked on my door and handed me some knickers. Apparently, it had flown off the clothesline and landed on his head while he was sweeping outside. FML
Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
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tetlels 9
I like it. The advantage of getting old, u don't give a shit!
DocBastard 40
At least he had the decency to cover up his war hero.
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Comments (45)
UpsidedownKayak 9
Grandparents are awesome, enjoy the time you spend together before they are gone.
noelykins1 19
I agree I lost my grandpa early and I still miss him though I lost him when I was 4 and it's been 10 years (: Cherish every minute you have with your grandparent
fleh 0
At least it wasn't a thong he had on
Wheredidgrungego 12
Am I the only one that gets creeped out by the elderly?
fleh 0
yes
macskapingvin 0
We should lock the elderly away so we don't have to see them. Oh wait, we already do that.
autumnashea 0
thT doesn't suck!!! u need to get a sense of humor!
ILoveMyXbox 0
Ahaha grandpas are awesome, you should save this time
fleh 0
true dat
banana_buddy 6
And was the paint white by any chance?
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Reminds me of this scene from the movie "Waiting": Monty - "How are you doing today?" Old Man - "Oh, I'm slipping gradually into senility." Monty - "Really? Do you consider that a good thing or a bad thing?" Old Man - "Well, it's a mixed bag. It's good in the sense that I can take walks in my underwear. I can give small children the middle finger. But as long as I look happy while I'm doing it, people just assume I'm senile." Monty - "Yeah, so what's the bad?" Old Man - Well, sometimes I give small children the middle finger and don't realize I'm doing it until someone slaps me. So I really am going senile"
bruinbigman55 0
I love that scene!!!!!
Aerious 0
What about brown?
Eggers 2
I threw up in my mouth a little bit
mea_iloveskiing 26
He took a walk on the wild side :D