Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Grandma, nooooooo!
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
But now…
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
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Meloblood 0
Meh she's old let her do what she wants.
azkollias08 8
Saggy boobs!!
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Comments (72)
kareemroks101 0
Eww...go stab your eyes out...just go
psychiatrist_fml 4
Be happy. Be nude.
Mikemfm88 6
Did u hit that?!? I wouldve! Lucky bastard
MsMeiriona 2
Oh my, I'm near tears at how perfect this is. Short, blunt, and utterly FML worthy. Poor OP. We laugh because we care.
jkb2345 0
i bet grandpa was happy
candyaddict54 3
Let your grandma do what she wants. That's the benefit of being old. If you don't want to see that then I suggest you fled the house.
MineDub5253 0
Cool story bro, mind telling it again?
SillyLittleHolly 1
That's hilarious.
animalover721 3
My grandma did that once, but my experience was absolutely horrible. I was so tired on the sofa that I slumped down and my face was facing up. My grandma was naked at the time and can't see too well, so she sat down right on my face while I was sleeping. Then my mom told her to get up because she is sitting on me, and she only rubs her ass in my face even more saying that our couch is really comfy. She finally got up an hour later after I had passed out, to go to the bathroom. FMYL
americiato 2
hardcore grandma!