Today, my grandmother refused to wear clothes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out my grandmother doesn't wear underwear when she bent over in front of me in her inappropriately short nightgown. FML
Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML
Grandma, nooooooo!
Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML
Today, my grandmother ripped her pants. We all got a big view of her pink thong. FML
Her House, Her Rules.
Today, my grandma told me she likes to clean the house naked every day. I'm staying there all next week. FML
Today, I asked my grandmother to hem my prom dress for me. I'm her oldest granddaughter so I thought she'd be happy to do it. She said no. Her occupation is a seamstress. FML
Today, my grandmother and I turned up to a family function wearing the same outfit. FML
Today, my grandmother tried to upstage me at my wedding by wearing an actual wedding dress because she "never had a real wedding". FML
Today, I found out my grandma sleeps in the nude. I witnessed her running naked from her bedroom to the bathroom, because she "didn't have enough time" to put on her robe. I need to get my own place. FML
But now…
Today, my mother-in-law insisted we go to a baby clothing store. When I reminded her that I don’t want children, she sat on the floor, crying, kicking and screaming. She then said I was denying her grandchildren because I hate her. Well, I didn’t… FML
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Meloblood 0
Meh she's old let her do what she wants.
azkollias08 8
Saggy boobs!!
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Comments (72)
mattdm91 0
Send that bitch to a nursing home!
perdix 31
If she were one of those tight-ass prudes who believes in wearing clothes, you wouldn't exist . . . and neither would your 15 aunts and uncles.
awagh666 14
Granny B. Goode
yummylicious 5
Were her butt cheeks like two giant prunes?
TheNewGuy03 29
Bad mental image...?
killerkiss92 8
I think you just scarred my mind forever...FOREVER lol
Jimboom 12
She must be a hippy. Just tell her than nobody wants what she is selling... even if it is free love.
AmberCanFlyy 4
Is she at least one of those good-lookin' old ladies? Or does she just look better than you naked?
njgohard 16
I...wait...what?
chocobanditx3 0
Apparently, she literally wants everything to hang very very very loose .
Amburito 0
Pics or it didn't happen.
TheNewGuy03 29
Dude, I like this FML. Concise as hell, yet it gets its point across. Also, no one likes saggy ****, except people who like saggy **** (which are a minority), and those with sa...hell, scratch that. I know all grandmas secretly wish that their breasts were firm and supple. |the kid|