Today, my grandma bought me a cemetery plot for my birthday. If that's not weird enough, it's about a two-minute walk from where the rest of my family will be buried. FML
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Today, it's my birthday. It's also the day of my grandmother's funeral. I spent most of my 21st birthday in a cemetery. FML
Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML
Today, my father gave me the best birthday gift, a piece of real estate. I got a grave, which is leased. FML
Today, it was my birthday. It was also the only day my family wanted to hold the graveside funeral for my grandmother, who passed last week. FML
Today, I found out that my grandmother desecrated my grandfather's grave. 14 years after his death, she dug up his body and had him cremated so that she could sell his plot back to the cemetery for money. I was the one who found out so I had to tell the rest of the family. FML
Today, I found out I was getting a new bed for my room. Then find out it was my great-grandmother's. The one she died in. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My grandmother died yesterday. We were close and she basically raised me. FML
Today, after burying my dad on my birthday, one of my aunts walked up to me and said, "Well at least you won't forget your birthday." I wanted to cuss her out so bad, like, bitch, how would I forget my birthday and the day I buried my dad? FML
Today, I proudly gave my grandma a picture I had drawn for her. She didn't seem thrilled with it, and afterwards the rest of my family seemed upset. Nobody could fathom why I drew grandma a picture of a graveyard for her 85th birthday. It was suppose to be a bridge. FML
Today, I was standing in the parking lot with my sister, after my aunt's funeral, when my grandma walks up and says to my sister, "You're the one going places in life, I'm proud to have you as a grand daughter." She then looked at me, and walked away. FML
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Jessi_the_sexii 0
even in death your family wants to be away from u.
sourgirl101 29
What's wrong with that? Are you not dying to get your birthday gift?
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Comments (118)
Arsonnist 3
Yep. "You need more exercise."
mistired 0
skroal your gay
skroal 7
WAT
mistired 0
**** you emo i'll kill you.
Arsonnist 3
Someone takes comments a little seriously...
mistired 0
mind your own business.
skroal 7
HAY MISTIRED DO YOU WANT 2 MAKE ME A SAMMICH????
mistired 0
your emo. bye
skroal 7
Make me that sammich before you leave.
mistired 0
naw your gay.
pandapoopDX 0
emos r g a y
skroal 7
Gay for a sammich.
mistired 0
you're freaking gorgeous :)
mistired 0
i dont think you have any friends you son of a bitch.
skroal 7
Get to the kitchen, mistired. SAMMICH.
mistired 0
kiss my ass emo ahahhaha !
skroal 7
HAHAHA U FUNY MAYNG HOW DO U DO IT??????????
mistired 0
**** emos !!!
pandapoopDX 0
shut the *** up ur annoyin
skroal 7
Lol, you guys get mad easily.
mistired 0
skroal... Truce.
skroal 7
Ok, now I'm gonna go to bed.
mistired 0
yeah same its 1:30
Arsonnist 3
Depending on how much she hates you, it's her birthday present.
Firebrand_fml 0
I'd take it and sell it man.. Those things aren't cheap, it's around $10k in my city..
sourgirl101 29
What's wrong with that? Are you not dying to get your birthday gift?
ygdrassil 17
lmfao!
XxdezuhrayxX 0
sounds like she hates you :/
jill_m 3
weird
crashsapphire93 4
Hey if anyone's looking for prime real estate look no further. Right in the center of America's heartland and next to a quaint little country chapel is a great deal. My uncle wanted a tree next to his gravestone ,but in order to get that particular plot he had to buy out the whole hill. Now he has 27 available headstones and to top it off the tree died. Sadly this is all dead straight true ,but it is cheap.
pandapoopDX 0
ydi for being fat.
munecatriste 0
right because nothing says I love you like a grave from your loving grandmother ;)