Today, my good friend who just had a baby girl sent her newborn's pictures to me via picture message. To reply, instead of writing "Awwwwww" I wrote "Ewwwwww" by mistake. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, the girl I was seeing was concerned about why I haven’t texted her in the past day. I sent her a picture of my newborn daughter and told her that my sister had a baby, and that I was helping her out. I had inadvertently sent it to my wife instead, because both their names started with H. She “Read” it already. FML
Today, I texted my friend and asked her what her sad status on Facebook was about. She texted me back, saying her step-mother had passed away. I tried to reply with "awwh" but my phone autocorrected it to "ahaha." FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, a pregnant friend who is due in 2 weeks posted a picture of a baby on Facebook. I commented congratulations. She's still pregnant. It was a picture of her baby who died 3 years ago. FML
Today, I sent my sister a text about how fat I was becoming and looking as disgusting as my ex-husband. When I checked to see if she had received it I saw that I had accidentally sent it to my ex-father in law. FML
Today, while sexting my girlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML
Today, my best friend went in for her scheduled mammogram, and I sent her a text saying, "How're your boobies?" It was only after I sent it that I realized I'd sent it to my history professor. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I sent a love letter I'd written meant for my crush to a friend so she could evaluate my prose before I actually sent it to him. For some reason, my emotions got the best of me, and I mistakenly CC'd my mom. She replied with three crying-with-laughter emojis. FML
Today, I was on a bus with my friend's older brother. He was kinda cute. I went to message my best friend, telling her how cute this guy was, how he was kinda packing downstairs, and how adorable he was. Two minutes later, he wordlessly turned his phone screen to me. It was the message. I sent it to him by mistake. FML
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Top comments
TeenTiger 0
Don't worry babies are usually ugly. Also YDI for not proof reading.
EffinWhosLife 0
Ouch, the friendship has just sunk.
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Comments (172)
crushedrose3 6
ooooooo >.< thats baaaaaaaaad
Denno_fml 0
Oh come on, how do you press 3 twice by accident instead of pressing 2 just once? Again, water... this story holds none.
Jimboom 12
No. Your first answer sounds about right. People always want you to goo goo and awww over their new babies. But newborns are ugly, smelly, wrinkled little bags of puke!
Beeebop 0
LOL
somthingsomthing 0
LMAOOOOOOOO THAT HAPPENED TO MEEEEEEE XD
paperfox_fml 0
Must people really call fake on every FML? Does it matter if these things happened or not? They're funny, they make people laugh, get over yourselves. Like someone said before, if you want true stories go to crimestoppers and mentally stick a 'FML' on the end of each one. If you want giggles then come here and stop bitching.
fortney 0
how do you mess something like that up? if your phone has a full keyboard the a and e are nowhere near eachother....if you text by letter/number...the e and a are in complete opposite places/positions on the phone. you are an idiot and you deserved that
Effing 0
Life's a joke. >
acro_actress95 0
Oh wow. You could always tell her that it was an accident say what you meant to say and apologize. :) I'm sure she'll understand.
itsTiffany 0
This isn't really a FML... because all you had to do was text her again and say you made a spelling error. Problem solved.