the3goatlady
Madison, United States
Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML
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Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Top comments
Enslaved 38
Did you get a Goatee?
Greenteamextreme 16
Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.
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Comments (93)
GnaR_KiLL5150 12
So 2000 and late
Drnavid 13
have you dyed it grean and it was spiky?
Amanyyyyyy 29
You tried
some_duck 11
you have a goat?
laurenasabutton 26
Any FML that opens with "today, my goat" is not an FML in my eyes.
Brandon243 6
Why did you have a goat
RedandBlue 18
As a pet? It's very common to have pet goats if you live on a farm. Maybe she does.
noah_1234 24
atleast its fashion conscious
12121314cm 8
Did the goat do a good job
olpally 33
lol. I wonder how your hair looks now. How the **** did he get your hair?? Lol.
HeartYou101 31
It's a bit odd you were that close for him to munch on your hair in the first place...Unless you were bent down beside his trough to feed him or something and he walked over...Didn't think goats, sheep and the likes were the type of pets you would snuggle like you would with a dog, cat, bunny, etc. but I could be wrong?
Hiimhaileypotter 53
The ones I've met are actually pretty cuddly, and one would even play with you. But I don't think OP's is very cuddly. Lol.
fuckmylife518 15
Why do you have a goat?
HeartYou101 31
Why not?
killerdana 19
Can people please stop asking this question. Maybe op lives on a farm or just really wanted a goat as a pet