Today, my girlfriend wasn't kidding when she said that if I hit her cervix just the 'right' way during sex, she'd puke. I was on the bottom. FML
VisceralWolf tells us more.
OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.
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Crazion 26
Should've listened lmao.
Feklfekl2222 32
Obviously it's awful for her if he hits her cervix, but that doesn't apply to all women? It's a fantastic feeling for me, and I really get off on it, so it's definitely not true for all women. Also his girlfriend was on top, and typically that means she'd be more in control, not definitely but typically, so it may not be his fault at all
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Comments (79)
vinylzelda 17
That means this has happened to her before. Double gross.
baseballlife87 8
Damn you big ??
vikky538 29
Well she wasnt kidding
Talis99 26
Hitting the cervix sucks. Not only does it hurt, yeah, it can sort of feel like hitting the gag reflex.
sammiaaron 16
I hope your mouth wasn't open
BigDave469 15
When I hit it the right way, it takes about a month for her to throw up! Your good daddy!
vicnic 11
holy shit dude... what happened after!?! did you puke back??
PhoenixChick 26
Great, now I have a new phobia
itw 6
It makes me cringe for both of you. As a guy I can't imagine the pain that would cause but I also get how it wasn't on purpose and being vomited on is sooo gross. Sounds like a bad situation overall.
VisceralWolf 8
OP here, I made an account just to respond. To explain, my girlfriend is very rarely on top, and she was in the kind of pain wanting 'mood' that she didn't notice the contact and I certainly wasn't aware of it. I already knew that she said this could happen and avoided it at all costs. Well, turns out the angle and her weight pushing down caused us to reach the limit and well... I was on the bottom. Simple as that. I in no way did this on purpose. She knows it too.
oiler 21
Must be nice to have a girlfriend who wont blame you for this. Most people here break up for stuff like this
AshBash2211 14
Honestly I've done this (minus the puking). I've hit the wrong spot while on top and had to stop for a bit, neither my husband or I blame eachother. Shit happens when you party naked. If you're willing to break up over stupid things like that then you probably aren't mature enough for a relationship to begin with
cheeeksss 29
Is it normal to puke by hitting it? I mean, I know for some women it is uncomfortable or possibly painful. But to vomit? Is that not something to be concerned with? I'm genuinely curious.
aeryn97 17
apparently it's very normal and common compared to the pain of getting hit in the balls according to reddit users