spermbankonlegs
United States
Today, my girlfriend of three days asked if we could start naming our future children. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
well i'm fucked
Aberdeen, United States
Today, my girlfriend of three weeks basically threatened to kill herself if I don't start thinking about having a child with her soon. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Stable genius
Today, I went on a short date with a new girl in the office, who everyone thought was a tad bit odd. Also today, she showed me the names of our future children. FML
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuc
Herning, Denmark
Today, the girl I've been dating for two weeks brought up the topic of marriage, then started asking me when we're moving in together. FML
WtfDoIDo?!
Today, my girlfriend told me that she wants to marry me and have my children. I’m 15. We've been dating for 3 weeks. FML
noway
Cholet, France
Today, my French wife chose the name of our unborn baby girl. She wants to call her Fanny and won't change her mind. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Anonymous
Newark, United States
Today, I discovered that my wife named our kids after her former lovers. We have two sons and a daughter. FML
nameless
United States
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
wastedtime
United States
Time to run
Today, things were going great with my girlfriend of six months. She knew I had kids and it seemed to be getting serious, so I decided to introduce her to them. After dinner, I walked her to her car and she said, "That’s real nice but what are you going to do with them once you and I have kids?" FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Run far away.
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
Woah she needs to slow down..
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Comments (298)
nycgreendiamond 0
Uuuuh look! That's why right now I got my son....
GoW_Chick 15
Look there she is up in the sky! I thought flying nuns were just a myth.
lex1459 38
Run!!!
Urbanchiller 0
so being a nun, can you actually say "omg"?
HaniahAhmad 0
Wow! She is really getting her hopes up for a relationship that's only consisted of 3 days so far! She sounds like she could becomes one of those crazy girlfriends that think your madly in love with them when your really not... Or maybe she was joking around and just wanted to see if you would 'stick around' after her little 'test'. If you get what I mean:) hopefully she was just joking... But... than again... maybe she could be secretly plotting your whole life together! :S
immaMonsta 8
What sane person would "test" her boyfriend of three days like that? Either way, she's a crazy clinger for even bringing it up.
MDTeddy 13
I am sure you were going to marry her at some point. You obviously like her or you wouldn't have asked her out. She on the otherhand, thinks this may be love at first sight. That is possible.
immaMonsta 8
Yes, because every single girl a guy likes and asks out he plans on marrying. Gee, no wonder the divorce rate is so high.
RendarSelin 5
You must be dating my psycho ex!! If it's the same needy girl needing to be told every 5 seconds you are thinking of her...run...RUUUUUN!!!
thebeautybleeds 17
So not a nun. Okay. I'm stupid. What the hell is a Noor and is using the word hell offensive to them?
Snafuusmc 12
I see nothing wrong with that. Just a curious question is all.(maybe)
muurph 4
Run forest run!