Today, my girlfriend of ten months sent me a picture message of her making out with a guy. Under it, it read, "You can pick your stuff up in the morning." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my girlfriend a nice "Good morning" text after I woke up. Then I found a paper note stuck to my bedroom door, in which she broke up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend left a message on my phone. It was just the sounds of her having sex with somebody. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she knows I've been cheating on her, and is desperate to prove she's "better than that other slut, or it's over between us." I've been pushed down and forcefully kissed ten times now. All because she saw a pic online of me kissing a girl. It was her. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
ckipel 0
send that picture to her father
heyyy123 0
whaddddda bitch.
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Comments (294)
brumfielddd5 0
what kinna bitch breaks up with someone via text? that is incredibly lame.
yoda1118 0
had similar thing happen to me recently
helios_rex 0
OWNED!
fmah_life 0
Don't forget to punch her in the face after you get your things!
cooliotren 0
what a hoe
metalboyd 0
dont be dumb dont let her have her fun and be the bitch go over there now expesialy if you got the key and be loud . ruin her fun night
thelonelylurker 0
That's cold, bitch. Forward the picture to her dad.
uberrcool 0
Wow, that would be...harsh. Then again, she deserves it.
Icalasari 0
ITFML (In This FML): Homophobia Glad the rating system gets rid of the homophobic idiots, however OP: I hope things turn out in your favour. Keep on trucking, girl, and remember that Karma is a funny thing. It will strike people like your ex when they least expect it Sorry if this is similar to another reply of mine. The first one didn't appear. >.> The new reply system seems to be quite buggy
capricaz 0
what a bitch! You're better off without her. You need some kind of revenge!