Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML
Today, while at my brother's funeral, my girlfriend decided to tell me she'd been sleeping with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend came to my room and we were kissing. He was being exceptionally aggressive and intense when my brother knocked outside my door, demanding I open it. He had to jump out while I was fumbling to fix my top and cover my marks with my hair. FML
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I like was only coming to my house to get closer to my brother. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML
Today, I showed up at my brother's house for a visit. Little did I know, there was a family gathering. My best friend was invited and I wasn't. She's "more fun and less awkward" than I am. FML
Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML
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MistySky 17
She ended up being more hungry than you thought... ;x
Stayin_Classy777 8
Kick that douche out of your life and also stop talking to your girlfriend
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Comments (104)
ThaPrelude 11
your brother is a buddy ****** and your ex gf is a bitch. it's a low scum bag maneuver on each.of their part
1dvs_bstd 41
Your bro broke the bro code, and he's literally your bro. Damn.
Saikon1357 25
Corrections: ex girlfriend and late brother.
ultra_notorious 26
keeping it in the family at least
TheFinnishFlash 5
That sounds like a scene from Everybody hates Chris....!
Deadmike 7
kill the bitch
mattyiscool123 26
Of course he was...
52564 8
Been there Once a ***** always a *****
sunnyray812 42
If that were me, I'd throw the girlfriend out and kick the shit out of the brother. I wouldn't care if he's family or not. He completely disrespected you, and it shows he is not trustworthy.
jw90 18
People just have no respect these days. Hopes she's out of your life and your brother is at least on his way too it.