Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML
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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me telling me I have problems communicating and that I didn't understand her. When I asked her why she didn't talk to me about this before she said "I didn't want to talk about it." FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me up at 5am to tell me she was mad at me. Apparently I did something bad in her dream. She still won't talk to me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me via Facebook chat. When I asked her why, she replied, "You know why." and blocked me. No, I don't know. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, my wife and I got into an argument. She ran out, yelling. Later, at work, I felt guilty, so I picked up some flowers and a card. When I presented them to her, she looked puzzled. I made the mistake of reminding her about our argument. She is now mad at me, again. FML
Today, my girlfriend is angry with me. We had an argument on how to properly eat an Oreo. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, I went to see my girlfriend to talk about my anxiety, because it's been a big issue. She broke up with me instead. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. It was our anniversary just 3 nights ago, and she said she was sorry for leading me on. She still hasn’t told me why. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
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Doortje 30
Seems like a reasonable argument.
foreverspellman 0
Way to over react. Give the girl a litle time to herself. She'll come around. And if she doesn't, I advise you find someone that gives a flying rats ass about you.
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Comments (101)
henrygondorff 2
All women under 25 are crazy. Most get better in their mid-twenties. At 32 many women are both sane and at their sexual peak and are pretty fine to live with.
EvilDave 13
OP, congratulations, you have learned that most women are psychos and liars.
cajekraze 7
chocolate and midol
TryptamineDreame 0
Hahahha, whoever said most girls are like this, it's not true. I am a female and I'm the most laid back girl my boyfriend has ever been with. OP, you should just move on to the next one until you find someone who is old enough to handle a serious relationship.
zolziski 11
I feel angry at my husband sometimes for no particular reason. I have realised it's usually just misdirected anger. Something has upset me or is upsetting me and I'm looking for someone to blame. He's the only one around, so bam! I'm mad at him. So, to avoid a totally pointless fight, I keep to myself til I feel a bit better. OP, when your girlfriend feels like this (it will happen again), there is no point in trying to rationalise with her because even when we women realise there's no rational reason to be upset, we cannot help but be emotional (we can't all be constantly level headed like TryptamineDreame - lucky girl!*). The best you can do is give her her space. She'll soon come back with her tail between her legs, anxious to make it up to you :) *For serious. NOT sarcasm.
Helloiloveyou199_fml 0
wow. just... wow. tell me why are you dating her?
thatsrugged 2
zolziski i hate people like you who post their useless advice on this site... you don't know s h i t... I BLAME HER BITCHINESS ON AUNT FLO!! WHEN THAT ***** COMES TO VISIT DUCK AND COVER!!!
zolziski 11
You know what's really great? You can't do anything to stop me :)
Cinn_fml 23
At least Zolziski is a nice, polite and clever individual and doesn't hate on people. (From what I've seen anyway). I think she's got the right attitude.
LesCDeal 6
This sounds normal, but proceed with caution. If this happens on a regular basis, you really need to dig deeper to find out what's really going on with her. I ignored it with my wife and she is now my ex-wife. She decided that she wanted a divorce, dyed her beautiful blonde hair dark brown, started partying and got her nose pierced. Not that all those things are necessarily bad --- it was just unusual for her. There were obviously some major maturity issues between us. Keep your eyes and ears open and don't miss a single chance to tell her how much you love her.
that_guy_ollie 0
dude shes a woman just give her a bit to calm down or just go say sorry even tho u didnt do anyfin just to calm shit down or **** it and go pick up chicks at a bar...
mimealot 0
woman are the devil, plain and simple.