Today, my friends were making fun of my clumsiness. I replied that I was not clumsy, and to prove it I was going to go the whole day without messing up. As I said this, I tripped over an extension cord and hit my head on a desk. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was trying to convince my boyfriend that I am NOT a dumb blonde. After screaming at the top of my lungs, I tripped over a bin and hit my head on a wall. FML
Today, I was doing a fitness test. Though clumsy, I managed to spin around a bat then dash across a balance beam, run through some tires, and walk across a log floating in water. Pleased with my performance, I walked to the bathroom, tripped on my shoelace, and bust my head on the floor. FML
Today, a coworker thought it would be funny to put a tack on my chair. When I sat down, it went directly into my butt. When I sprang up, I hit my head on a lamp. I then hit my head on my desk on the way down. FML
Today, I finally decided to do something productive and clean my room. When I went to pick up the first thing off my floor, I hit my head on my desk and gave myself a concussion. FML
Today, my clumsiness reached a whole level when I hit myself in the face with a hammer hard enough for blood to come out. FML
Today, I was walking down the hallway of my office, texting and not paying attention, when I tripped on… nothing. I just practically face-planted onto the floor, and when I looked up, people chatting in the hallway were staring at me, and asked me if I had tripped over my own foot or if a ghost had pranked me. FML
Today, my alarm went off. I reached to swat it, missed, slipped, smacked my face on my dresser, and fell on the floor. As I picked myself up off the floor, I hit my head on the open top drawer of my other dresser. In 30 seconds of consciousness, I was attacked by two pieces of furniture. FML
Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML
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raeraymusic1 0
ouch! I hope you're okay. everyone's clumsy right after they say they're not!
RyanMacVey 17
you sound like one of those 'walks into glassdoors' and 'gets hit by parked cars' kinda person
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Comments (112)
themanhw 0
Q.E.D.
Stafono1428 0
That truly sucks I can totally relate stuff like that happens to me all the time
Evangeline1 0
story of my life:p
xohsosickx 0
LMFAO
XxGuard 0
People call me clumsy at work all the time. I just tell them; I'm not clumsy, I'm accident prone. Makes you look like less of a douche.
619chaos 0
Hey u lookin for a long distance relationship ;)
jorankay411 6
We are all a bit of a klutz at times :)
BrittanyPernell6 0
ha that's completely me! lol
KickItHigh 32
Are you the blonde in that FML that tried to prove that blondes aren't dumb, but you ended up walking into something while talking?
SexyQueen0905 24
No, I'm blavk
babybatman 0
lolololololol. sounds like me I'm a bull in a china shop so don't feel too bad , hope your okay !