Today, my friends are going to see "The Social Network". They talked about it all through dinner, even though I was sitting right there and I hadn't been invited. When I asked about it, one of them said, "You wouldn't be interested", presumably because I don't use Facebook. He doesn't either. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
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PTFunk 3
Time to 'de-friend' some of these jerks!
mrahhhhh 21
Who the %#%$ would make a movie about Facebook??? A movie about FML would be a lot better :). I envision a movie filled with a bunch of random skits like some guy having his bike stolen moments after buying a bike lock, a guy getting kicked in the junk after proclaiming that he's Iron Man, and a girl who has her birthday at a bar but texts the wrong address causing everybody to show up at a computer store. It'd be like Jackass but you know... better.
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c8750 2
Lol
giebs22 6
Punctuation belongs INSIDE the quotation marks, not outside. If you've ever read a book with quotes in it, you'd know that.
Jakel 0
A- I think you know what I'm going to say. GET A LIFE B- In english (hint being from England) the full stop would only be inside the quotation marks if the entire sentence was. And commas always go outside quotation marks for dialogue But Anywas I could be wrong about B, but A is certainly something you should consider. Oh shit now i'm flaming someone on fml too.... hmmm
firstdbzmaker 15
lmao...grammar fever much??
JohnniLive 0
Get some new friends
all4pooh 4
wow some friends
Seddah 3
You deserve it. If they said you wouldn't be interested, you could have spoken up and said, "Actually, I am interested. I'd like to come." If they refused after that, then this would be an FML. As it is, you're just whiny with no backbone.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
It's a group of (presumably) your friends. You shouldn't need a specific invite unless they're celebrating something, or they're carpooling and space is limited. Just say "I think I'll come see what the fuss is about," tag along, and FFS, don't bitch about facebook while you're there.
Spastastic 6
Oh my god Jane, I'm going to disagree with you about something! I hate people who just invite themselves along. In general, I think that if you're not actually invited, it's rude to go anyway. Although for that matter, it was also incredibly rude of OP's friends to talk about their plans in front of her.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh noez! Did we tear a hole in the Space/Time Continuum? Or worse-- my pocket?! O.o But seriously, I think it depends on the size of the group. If it's, say, under 5 or so, an invite is probably necessary. Anything over that, I'd consider all bets to be off. But maybe I'm biased, as I've made many good friends through self-invites. I've gotten to know some people only after they randomly tagged along with my group; I might not have gotten to know them otherwise.
Spastastic 6
I might be biased too, because it's a bit of a pet peeve of mine...
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I just reread that last comment of mine, and it was rather horribly worded. Insomnia + pain fog + extra meds = shame on me. *blush*
nachukas 0
boo-hoo big deal.
flickrus 0
oh man once our in that zone there is no chance :S
gregthegeek 0
That was a great movie
coblercool706 2
ha sucker I thought that movie was really good