Today, my friends are going to see "The Social Network". They talked about it all through dinner, even though I was sitting right there and I hadn't been invited. When I asked about it, one of them said, "You wouldn't be interested", presumably because I don't use Facebook. He doesn't either. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
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PTFunk 3
Time to 'de-friend' some of these jerks!
mrahhhhh 21
Who the %#%$ would make a movie about Facebook??? A movie about FML would be a lot better :). I envision a movie filled with a bunch of random skits like some guy having his bike stolen moments after buying a bike lock, a guy getting kicked in the junk after proclaiming that he's Iron Man, and a girl who has her birthday at a bar but texts the wrong address causing everybody to show up at a computer store. It'd be like Jackass but you know... better.
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Comments (52)
JillianlikesVogu 0
Or he could stay home and read FMLs...
LOLSWAT 0
that means ur the friend they hate and only keep u around just to hate u and talk about hating you
_whisper_ 0
Um, dude you should of said you wanted to see it and if they did not want you to go... then you really need to find new friends.
JNaftel 0
face it kid, you're a loser. not everyone can be cool but by god you gave it your all and at the end of the day, that's all that really matters.
gtrgdss 0
people are freaking rude anymore!!!!
OceanMinded 0
awkward!!!
fyourlife1990 0
yeah it's a alright movie. nothing great though.
ImaginaryFoe 1
How do you know he doesn't? Just cause he told you? Maybe he just didn't want you making a page and looking him up. If you are one of those people who rail on and on about how dumb FB is, this is your own fault. It could even explain why your friend claimed to not have a profile. In that case, YDI.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agreed. My first thought was that OP is probably one of those people who isn't content to just quietly opt out of trends she isn't interested in, but instead feels the need to "buck the system" and rail against the sheeplike stupidity of those who do. She's probably subjected her friends to multiple tirades about social conformity, while clad head-to-black-polished-toe in Hot Topic gear. She probably definitely deserves it. On a sidenote: Hehe, pre-coffee suppositions are fun. :}
ImaginaryFoe 1
Agree entirely, IrishJane. Post Irish coffee tirades are even more fun!
bluefairy_fml 24
@39, this has nothing to do with OP owning a FB account or not. You're illogical. OP simply complained about her "friends"' rudeness. And she was right, they were very rude. OP, get rid of those morons and find yourself some real friends.
Jewelofagal 2
I wish I could say that your friends will outgrow the crass behavior of making plans in front of people they are excluding from said plans, but I know a few people in their 40's who do the same thing. The best way to combat this behavior is to say, "Sounds great! What time are we meeting?" along with "Why wouldn't I be invited -- I'm your friend, too, right?" (repeat as necessary until they get a clue that their behavior is hurtful and immature). Also, consider widening your circle of friends so you're not dependent on these particular people for friendship. If their bad behavior continues, you'll be happy to have other (hopefully more polite) friends in your life.