Today, my friends are going to see "The Social Network". They talked about it all through dinner, even though I was sitting right there and I hadn't been invited. When I asked about it, one of them said, "You wouldn't be interested", presumably because I don't use Facebook. He doesn't either. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a photo on Facebook of all my best friends from high school together at a 50th birthday party I wasn't invited to. I knew the birthday guy for longer than any of them and introduced everyone in high school. They wouldn't even know him without me. FML
Today, I was checking my friends' posts on Facebook and all of them were complaining what a boring night they had. They were all just at my house. FML
Today, I was accidentally tagged in a photo of a group of people by a 'friend' on Facebook. She later corrected it, apparently everyone had already seen the tag and decided that the comment box below was a great opportunity to discuss how none of them would ever be caught dead hanging out with me. FML
Today, I found out that my friends from high school have yearly meet-ups to catch up and talk about what they've done since school. They've done this for 3 years. I havent even been invited once. FML
Today, it's the wedding of a two friends that I introduced each other to about a year ago. I'll be enjoying it on my couch. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I received 7 notifications on facebook. Girls in my grade were commenting on my photo because they knew the location of it. They then started to have a conversation and they planned a whole social event. On my photo. I wasn't invited. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't heard anything about my upcoming class reunion. Turns out it was an invite via Facebook that I didn't receive because most of my classmates are on my block list. FML
Today, I avoided checking Facebook because I didn't want to see all the Halloween parties involving my friends that I didn't get invited to. FML
Today, after being excited and trying to make plans with all my friends, they all turned out to be busy. After watching Netflix most of the night, I check my Snapchat stories only to see them all hanging out without me at one of their houses. FML
Today, my friend had invited me to his home for a movie night with another friend. I had to decline because I have prior plans. He then revealed that they only wanted me there so I could bring DVDs, but "don't worry, we'll find something on Netflix to watch instead." FML
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PTFunk 3
Time to 'de-friend' some of these jerks!
mrahhhhh 21
Who the %#%$ would make a movie about Facebook??? A movie about FML would be a lot better :). I envision a movie filled with a bunch of random skits like some guy having his bike stolen moments after buying a bike lock, a guy getting kicked in the junk after proclaiming that he's Iron Man, and a girl who has her birthday at a bar but texts the wrong address causing everybody to show up at a computer store. It'd be like Jackass but you know... better.
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Comments (52)
ijenah 0
sorry OP :( I really hate facebook
ajilocks 0
i saw it today and it was amazingggg!!!!!!!! i loved itt
jossiegregg 5
I thought it looked horrible but my friend talked me into it and its actually really good!!
yaysmile 0
out of every group there is a friend that nobody likes. they basically keep them there to hate their guts and karens always a douche bag. -dane cook. so would your name happen to be karen??
yaysmile 0
Out of every group there is a friend that nobody likes and they basically keep that person there to hate their guts and karens always a douche bag.-dane cook. so would your name happen to be karen??
Danconable 0
it's a great Movie!!!
Britney_Spears 1
Yeah, this isn't an FML...
yoshiyakiryu 20
I used to be that one who was always left out, but now I'm not. True story. Anyway, I think you're overreacting. I don't know everything that happened, but a lot of it is things you assume they're thinking. Maybe they didn't invite you because they know you don't like that kind of thing?
bms1996 12
that movie looks so stupid.I doubt you missed much
doglover100 29
The movie is more about the scandals surrounding Facebook.