Today, my friends and I were celebrating Spring Break by going out to a club. I saw a very, very cute girl sipping a drink at the bar all by herself. Trying to be a stud I walked over and said "What are you doing Friday night?" Her response: "Not you." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML
Today, I went out drinking with a friend I've been crushing on for a while now. After we'd been talking and had a few, she said, "Man, I haven't gotten laid in months! Do you mind?" Surprised but hopeful, I nodded. She leaned over, hugged me, and went to hit on a guy by the bar. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, my friend and I went to a bar for drinks. I noticed this cute girl and went over to say "Hi." I had a great conversation with her and I asked for her number before she left. She passed it to me on a piece of paper with instructions specifying for my friend to call her and not me. FML
Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
Today, my friend decided that we should go clubbing together to "catch up". Her version of catching up is me standing beside her making out with some random dude in the parking lot. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
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Jimboom 12
You tried to use a cheesy pickup line and you got shot down. Oh yea stud, FYL indeed.
danza_fml 0
This just made my day :)
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chickenwing 0
Am I the only woman left in the world who loves cheesy pick up lines? They may not get me in the sack because I have more class than that and Im in a longer term relationship but they are great ice breakers and cute as can be! Any guy confident enough to walk up to a completely strange, cute girl and use a cheesy pick up line certainly deserves some kind of attention. I agree with #42 in this case though. A witty comeback to hers would have probably got your foot in the door so to speak. Look on the bright side, the next time u try to pick up a girl you will be better prepared to come up with a witty rebuttle. There are plenty more fish in the sea!
chickenwing 0
#43 who ever said OP was after just sex? You know, guys can go to a bar and talk to a cute girl for the sole purpose of DATING her...as in a relationship, not sex. The pick up line wasnt "Wanna have sex with me on Friday night?" I think women need to start altering their perception of men because not all men are all about sex all the time. My boyfriend and I knew eachother for 6 months (as just friends) then dated for 2 months before we started having sex. I think the male species doesnt get the reputation it deserves because of a few asswipes. Just a thought.
EverWatcher 0
I am often the first one to take the dude's side in the unclear cases. This is not one of those. As you actually decided it was wise to say that line FIRST, I wish I could vote YDI more than once. She disciplined you, son. Flawless victory.
rt523 0
YAY! for #43. and in repsonse to #46 about 99% of guys ARE like that (after sex)...though, i congratulate you for finding a nice one...maybe the OP wasn't, maybe he was. but i personally hate it when im somewhere and a guy starts hitting on me and i do give him the time of day and then after about an hour of talking about himself he expects me to "put out"...which is typically the case, NOT always but typically. next time try something with a bit more class, and get to know her BEFORE you ask her out. heck you might decide you don't even want to ask her out after you get to know her.
Insert_Wit_Here 0
#47 is my hero.
Ohnoitslindsay 0
#46 This is absolutely true, but not in the OP's case. Having never seen or spoken to someone before, "what are you doing friday night" is not an invitation out of genuine interest in a relationship. They know nothing about the person. Interest in a real relationship is impossible.
ilikerainbows 0
are people honestly saying that the OP went out to a club during spring break to find a girl and start a meaningful relationship with her? one that wasn't just physical? really? REALLY? give me a break, clearly he was just interested in a hookup. nothing wrong with that. but everything wrong with his approach. that's just the dumbest thing i've heard asking someone out before you even know their name. jeeeez.
blankslate 0
this is really lame.
Stay_beautiful 0
Serves you right for thinking you're a stud when you're clearly not! I didn't think anyone still used this line...
Dumbblonde16 0
omg! i seriously laughed sooo much when i read that hahah love it .. and it kinda sounds like something one of my friends would do : P