Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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BIEBERSLAYER 10
please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.
HahaYDI 0
Did you get some sort of family discount?
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Comments (377)
ifeelya 5
so you chipped in some cash along for her car now?
my_usagi 0
what's wrong with stripping? apparently nothing since you want to go and watch other people's sisters and daughters and mothers strip for money. you deserve it.
ILoveEggnog 7
Best response yet.
a_nutritionist 10
the same thing thats wrong with any other job that has sleazy assholes drooling over your sister. while i support the choice and the career path, that doesnt mean people should be happy knowing some fat asshole with a boner has been diddling himself under the table fantasizing about your family members.
rawrface22 10
OP might not be complaining about her being a stripper, he just might be complaining that he saw her there. I would not want to see my sister at a strip club, and I'm sure many others feel the same.
muchagente 5
51 is definitely right: if op goes to a strip club, he relies on someone to work there, and somebody must do it. why should his family be worse than others for the job?
brookig 10
Oh how true!! Great reply!
DrewsFML 8
You should've known after she charged you $20 that time you accidentally walked in on her in the shower.
jake3292 5
free lap dance ?
jake3292 5
free lap dance ?
jake3292 5
free lap dance ?
jake3292 5
free lap dance ?
jake3292 5
free lap dance ?
HannahLouise96 13
Yeah, we got it the first time...
WallyTheWombat 0
Is my phone broken or did he just post the same think 5 times in a row?
Cryingraven 1
Holy shit dudette stop pressing send. @_@"
jake3292 5
my iPod glitched
lilly25001 7
yeah okay
xxLifexx 0
OPs Mom: i heard you went to a strip joint what did u see that u werent suppose to?!?!?! OP: my sister..
opeagles 0
hahaha thts funny
spanky789600 3
Did you get a family discount on a lap dance??