Today, my friends and I went to the strip club for my birthday. I now know how my sister is paying for her new car. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's my birthday and my friends and I went to our favorite pub to celebrate. As I'm a little broke at the moment, they all offered to buy me birthday drinks. Which I later learned meant that they would order them for me and bring them to the table, but put everything on my tab. FML
Today, I realized how sad my life is when for my 18th birthday, I went to a strip club, by myself, in GTA V. FML
Today, I spent $400 at the stripclub and got 4 phone numbers. I as walked out of the club, I noticed it was trans-night. FML
Today, to celebrate my older sister's 21st birthday, my parents forced me to take the night off work so we could all go to the casino. Not only is this coming out of my vacation, I wasn't old enough to enter the casino, so I had to sit in the car. FML
Today, I went out to celebrate my birthday with a big group of friends. After waiting in line to get into a club, the bouncer looked me up and down and said, "No fat chicks." My friends went into the club without me and left me to take a $100 taxi home alone. FML
Today, I took my friends out to an expensive restaurant for my birthday treat. They had arranged for a surprise birthday cake for me which I cut, very happily, while they chanted birthday wishes. When the bill came, I discovered I was supposed to pay for my great 'surprise' cake. FML
Today, is my 21st birthday. My friends took me to a bar to celebrate, knowing I don't drink. I'm now in charge of driving my friends home after they've had an awesome night. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML
Today, I dropped off my 19 year old daughter at her first job. It's at a strip club. FML
Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML
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BIEBERSLAYER 10
please tell me you didn't get a lap dance from her.
HahaYDI 0
Did you get some sort of family discount?
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Comments (377)
ImanAzol 4
So she's hot looking and gainfully employed. Bravo to your sister. PS: Got pictures? Want some?
yummcookie 0
Did you stay and watch?
Cjmw 7
It's more embarrassing/ awkward for her though.
jake7787 0
well that had to be strange...
ahabsfan 17
You better hope your Mom doesn't turn up with a new ride. It may run in the family.
tacoguy123 0
Make sure you weren't so wasted and you didn't force her to give you a lap dance.
doc89holliday 3
thats ****** up
Nojodas2 0
Damn.....
Bad1z 13
you could have so much fun annoying her about it
Dante17 6
u took her home for an explanation? that's really ackward