Today, my friend told me that she gave my number to a guy I've liked for a while. I asked why and she just said "He's just going to have to tell you himself." I got hopeful and really nervous. A few hours later he calls. Turns out, he's called to try and get a date with my gay friend. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a cute guy for his number but instead he gave it to my gay friend. When my friend later called him, it turned out that he'd given him his number just to get rid of me and wasn't expecting him to call. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask my best friend to go on a date with me. She assumed I meant a double date and squealed, "Who's the lucky guy?!" She thought I was her gay best friend for the past year. FML
Today, I had a date with a guy. We ran into our gay friend at the theater, who insisted on coming along. My date was pissed, but I couldn't turn our friend away. Afterwards, my date texted our friend, mad because he crashed the date. Turns out he isn't gay. And only crashed it because he likes me. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, my good buddy of about two years set me up on a blind date. I got to the meeting point and realized that my date was a guy. My "buddy" honestly thought I was gay. FML
Today, a very pretty girl came up to me and asked me for my phone number. Very pleased, I give it to her with a huge smile and tell her that I can be reached at any time. I then watch her go back to her group of friends. My number was for her gay friend, who then meekly waved at me. FML
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, I was talking to a guy I really liked, hoping that he would ask me out. Eventually he asked for my number. I was so excited that I couldn't remember it. FML
Today, I wanted to ask out this cute girl I used to work with. Before I could, she said she likes my only friend there, and asked if could I set them up. Trying to be nice guy and good friend, I did. Then she made her complete lack of interest in me obvious. But hey, at least the gay guy she hung out with thought I was cute. FML
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kirby229 0
Don't even worry about it. I had a crush on a gay friend of mine a couple years ago before i knew he was gay. We're still good friends and recently I told him about it and now its just a joke between us. Hook him up with your friend :) then you'll have a new gay friend, which are the best.
kirby229 0
You're a douche bag #10. Do us all a favor and dont reproduce.
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kirby229 0
You're a douche bag #10. Do us all a favor and dont reproduce.
rc024 0
Thanks :)
Overcast117 5
NEWS FLASH: World discovered not to revolve around sun - actually revolves around Single4Life, a girl from North Carolina. Gay people should do their best to be attracted to her - lest they be smitten.
tanner90 0
You know you want to. http://www.ihateyounatalie.com/?id=1679074
LeedsFML 0
Use a proxy site to access this: www.hidemyass.com / www.bypassthat.com You don't need to do anything... her slutty pics are there ! Yay :o)
thegoldenplyr 0
LOL, I'm gay and that sounds like something I would do.
LeedsFML 0
Your friend sounds like a silly little girl
ladybird_fml 0
And you didn't notice he was gay ?
Endymion_fml 0
There are a couple of posts like this one... So I'm dubious about this ones authenticity.
xxxsportygurlxxx 0
this sucks...
Alexgoesfml 3
I call BS on this FML. Why on earth would your friend give your crush your number if your crush wanted to ask your gay friend out? Your friend would have given your gay friend's number to him.
iareamused 0
the friend wanted to find a more discrete way to let the OP know that her crush is gay, so she can get over it. rather than letting the OP go confess and get shut down, or having the OP hear about the news from her roommate, and probably not believe her. although, that's assuming the roommate is a nice person. it can also swing the other way where the roommate just want to play a joke on her and laugh her ass off when she sees the OP on the phone.
xxxerror 0
no, i think the gay friend is a girl, so the guy the OP had a crush on called her, in hopes of getting a date with the lesbian friend, not knowing that the friend who had given the guy the OP's number is gay