Today, my friend told me that Otter Box phone cases protect the phone whether it's thrown or just dropped. I disagreed. He then threw his phone across the room into a cement wall to prove it. The phone's screen was completely shattered and now he thinks I owe him a new phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I bought an otter box. While setting up my iPhone, I dropped it and it is now shattered. FML
Today, I figured out that a $40 phone case does not protect your $500 phone from a five year-old throwing it off a fourth story balcony. FML
Today, I was showing my new iPhone case to my friends, saying how it was scratchproof, shockproof, and waterproof. I demonstrated it by dropping it on the sidewalk from about 5 feet. It bounced onto the road. Apparently, its not truck-proof. FML
Today, I bought an $80, "invincible" phone case. One test drop later, my phone had turned into an expensive paperweight. FML
The blame game
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Never assume
Today, at a family gathering, I gave my toddler my phone to get a moment of peace. After assuring my nosy, judgemental aunt and cousin that I wasn't worried about it because I have dropped it myself numerous times over the last two years, and I trusted the OtterBox phone case it was in, my son dropped and broke it. FML
Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML
Clumsy ass
Today, I went to give my boyfriend a hug and accidentally knocked his brand new phone out of his hand. The screen was broken. FML
Today, I got a Samsung Galaxy and opened the box to see a cracked screen. I showed the clerk and she said I must have dropped it. I hadn't moved since she handed me the box. FML
A tale as old as… well, 2007?
Today, I got my phone fixed after the screen had been shattered for four months straight. Then, the moment they handed it to me, it fell straight to the floor and shattered. Again. FML
Top comments
1221jamw 11
Buy him a really old flip phone, or perhaps a Nokia and tell him you agree that the Nokia won't break
Wolfipoo 31
Well that's idiotic that he thinks you should give him a new phone, he's stupid for thinking that wouldn't crack it, your life sucks Op.
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Comments (130)
cool_berry 8
I had a friend do this at my school, he didn't want me to pay for it tho.
trellz17 19
Your friend is a dumbass.
wolfeltopia 12
Did you tell him to submit a claim? otter box guarantees their cases.
beantownchivette 8
They only fix cases. They don't do anything with the phones
Shmatterhorn 38
Otterbox will only fix their cases. They can't fix stupid.
AirBusDriver 23
Hmmm... the word Fucktard comes to mind.
ViviMage 40
You owe him nothing
Krypt1c 11
Tough luck. My dad dropped his off his motorcycle and it was fine haha. But really it was his fault. tell him to screw off
FitFriday 32
Jeez, what happened to common sense and logic?
Arkajion 14
Never heard of it.
Lalala579121 28
That's one of them fantasy novels right?
False_Stupidity 42
I heard of them, but the stupidity and moron gang shot them both dead while they weren't looking. It was a sad, sad day.
MrGibbs25 20
we all have that one stupid friend. you just found yours .
whitnayfortooh 29
that was his own arrogance. screw that.
FlutterLoud 29
It's stupid that they think you owe them a new phone, you said t wouldn't protect it and they were stupid enough to throw it So it's their own stupid fault FYL Mann that sucks Sorry OP :(