Today, my friend set up a profile for me on an adult dating site as a surprise. It was a surprise alright. The picture he set as my avatar was one of me stark naked, which I sent to my ex shortly before he dumped me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw in my browser history a profile from one of those "Facebook of sex" websites. Turns out that my boyfriend has been posting naked pictures of himself on there using my laptop and flirting with teenage girls. His excuse? "I have friends on there." FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape, his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, I found my recent ex's dating app profile. All the photos are ones that I took of him. Glad I could help you get laid, buddy. FML
Today, I discovered that my cheating, stealing ex-boyfriend is posting pictures of naked women having group sex, with my face photoshopped onto them. He sent those to my boss, my friends, my family, and only because I refused to bail his drunken self out of jail a couple weeks ago. FML
Today, I found out that the girl I've been talking to online and sending certain pictures to is actually my ex's new boyfriend. He ended up telling me he'd just wanted to see how he compared to me down below because my ex refused to go into detail about it. FML
Today, while on Grindr, I saw that this guy I'm friends with and have liked for a while now had messaged me. I got all excited, just for it to be a picture of him flipping me off. FML
Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML
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Top comments
thatkid00117 16
Taking nude pics never tends to end well my friend
RedPillSucks 33
So, how many dates did you get?
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Comments (44)
Dracoboxer357 36
Trust abused, at a deep level. :p Sorry it happened to you, Op. :(
cottoncandymango 17
Some friend you have... Ugh.
TaniasaysFMLL 15
Did your ex send that picture to everyone he knew after you guys broke up? If not, then why does your friend have it?
cubanfriday 5
Yeah. How come your friend has that pic?
Uri69 10
That's disgusting...
stanjohnson 11
I'm reserving judgment until I see the picture.
Uri69 10
Well posting nudes of yours is just disgusting...
puffleprincess 7
The human body is a magnificent work of art. Ever notice how many of our old paintings include nudity? Don't be ashamed of your body. ):
Tootsieroll0505 19
"Alert" "Alert" "New friend needed"
worldclassrager 41
Take the pic then delete it...and sexting is fun for the moment but as far as you know your boyfriend could have plastered some/all of those photos anywhere online...
twinkiefeets 17
Your "friend" did this?
FimogenFeels 14
You shouldn't have taken nude pics, OP!
ZombieSazza 34
Sorry to tell you this OP, but this "friend" of yours, ain't really a friend. I'd find new friends and make sure they don't speak to your ex.
StEpHiE1226 12
Well the good news is you will get a plethora of responses from **** loving pervs!