Today, my friend said that his dad told him we couldn't hang out anymore, he thinks I'm a bad influence because I don't have all 90's in my classes. The only reason he knows I have below a 90 is because he's my geography teacher. I have an 87. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was threatened to be held back because of the lack of teacher-parent communication. My parents refuse to sign my report card because of my one mark below ninety percent. My teacher was dead serious about failing me. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML
Today, my dad made me and my boyfriend break up. Not because he was a bad influence, but because I was. FML
Today, one of my fourth-graders came up to me and asked, "Can you please not put my test grades in the weekly folders? My mom likes to get mad when I get below a 90." FML
Today, I overheard my dad telling his work buddy that he's disappointed in his kid. I assumed he meant my brother, for flunking out of school. He meant me, for quitting sports to focus on my studies. FML
Today, I was copying an assignment from my friend and was feeling confident that I was gonna pass. I later found out I copied his name too, so the teacher failed us both. He won't talk to me now. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, one of my friends got me in trouble when he called our house and asked my parents why they didn't see us at a school conference. My parents were at a meeting elsewhere at the time, so I didn't bother to tell them about it, as we couldn't have gone there to begin with, and it was voluntary. They're mad anyway. FML
Today, my dad grounded me for not having any friends. FML
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idk_rose 25
Is it just me or does he flat-out dont like you?
Accurate_Vision 31
The way I see it is he either just dislikes you a lot and was looking for an excuse, or he expects everyone to be a perfectionist. An 87 is still an A in a lot of places. You should try to hang out with your friend anyways, and great job with your grades, by the way.
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Frid_Kun 7
Telling OP grades to another student (his son in this case) is a serious thing in some countries.
jazalea8 16
If he told your friend about your grades, that is illegal. Teachers and professors are not supposed to give out a student's grades.
NotCollegeBound 17
I had an aunt and uncle with the same mentality. During the height of my depression I had somehow managed to keep above 90s but brought home a math test with an 82% on it. They proceeded to berate me, asking me if I deserved 80% of food or showers or care because I sure wasn't giving it my all. I left that house and managed to graduate from high school with honors, 11th out of 500 students despite my senior year being mostly self-taught because I moved and hadn't been taught the basics of the material. In college so far I've kept entirely above 90s. My point is, 80% means nothing. You might not get into Yale or Harvard for it but if your hopes are just to graduate (maybe even valedictorian depending on your school) and get into college, you've got a really good chance. Keep up the good work!
kavank 9
Geography hardly changes and Math never does. Why is this shit so hard for people?
madscientist_17 15
A 90 and and 87 are both Bs. In a lot of places a 93 is the lowest A
JKPwnage 27
Tell him that them. Call him on his shit.
tonyfan00 38
That's some thick irony. You'd think if he was your own teacher, he would at least know where you seem to struggle and point it out to you.
CosmicGenius 10
If he got a problem, tell him "**** around & round it up."
Hiimbob9753 0
Wow, what an ass!!