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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML
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effmyyliifee 0
high aspirations
orangerocker26 0
how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!
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medical 0
I always thought Barbies were better than Bratz. Bratz looked waaaaaaaaaay more like hookers. haha And how does your 5 year old know what a hooker is?
sadiesykes 0
HAHA
waynesworld_fml 0
You know kids these days, easily inspired
cmac86 24
smart kid for having that vocabulary already and recognizing(sp?) that's what Barbie is.
crazysk8guy 0
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CFR 0
I don't think she knew what a hooker was...maybe she heard someone refer to Barbie as hooker hmm? It certainly wouldn't be that far fetched.
aback 5
Better to find out now than when she's 13.
maximumoverdrive 0
she probably heard it from her father, maybe about the mother
cherry_blossom 0
eh..my friend wanted to be a stripper when she was that age. it's just a phase.
bosco_kk 0
Maybe she means something else...kids always do that.