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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

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effmyyliifee 0

high aspirations

how does a 6 year old know what a hooker is. mom i blame you!

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Mozart24 0

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

If Barbie is so pretty, why dø you have to buy her boyfriends?

Barbie and hooker go together like a fat kid and cake your daughter will be just fine.

yes #7 how does a 5 year old know what a hooker is?

Taking after her mom already.

i give her a high five comparing barbie to a hooker :D

marligan 0

I highly doubt this

kittensrockx 0

i highly doubt this

organismal 0

now it'd be REALLY bad if you asked where she heard that and she said "from daddy"

This is why I'm going to have one child and homeschool.

MrBadLuck 0

I nearly spit out my drink.