Today, my first girlfriend of over 3 years left me for another guy. She said she's looking for someone who can financially provide for her in the future. The dude owns a T-Mobile kiosk. I'm going to medical school. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later came into the T-Mobile that I work at to return the Sidekick that I bought for her. I had to transfer her account to a new Iphone. She got the Iphone from her new boyfriend, who works across the street from me. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend because she wanted to be with a man who has an income and a stable career. We are seniors in college and I accepted a really good job offer which I start once I graduate, which she knows about. She dumped me for a drug dealer. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, the girl I have been dating for the past couple months broke it off with me. She said she's tired of waiting around for me and being ignored in the mean time. I'm sorry, I shouldn't have been so greedy as to finish my 2 degrees and work 2 jobs to pay for my school. How selfish of me. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for another guy. Last week, she wrote sweet things like "Love you forever" and "Light of my life" on my arm cast. I have to wait two more weeks until it's taken off. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was leaving me for another man. Devastated, I asked what he had that I didn't. Apparently, "a big penis and a stable job" mean more to her than two years of love and dedication. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
Today, after supporting my girlfriend for over a year in her endeavour to lose weight, exercise more, and eat better, my now-slender girlfriend dumped me, because she's found someone "better" than me. FML
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bm_fml 0
Don't worry about her... You'll find a less stupid girl easily...
alex_vik 1
I'm sure you'll find someone intelligent.
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Comments (549)
LimaCharlie 10
Reminds me of my ex...
Babe1414 0
I am sorry your Xgirlfriend is a golddigger. Your better with out her!
TheFlavorGreen 5
You deserve it, you know why? cause you deserve to not waste time on b*tches. Plenty of fish in the swimming pool.
Surgical_13 0
What a ****
bane103366 0
Translation your is dick small and your sex sucks haha beat it tiny dick.
Ziggity 1
YDI, in a good way. If she has such an attitude of entitlement now, can you even imagine what she would be like if you married her? Good riddance.
candilvsou8016 0
She is retarded, your better off!! :)
snugs_94 0
She ain't that bright lol keeper
Reesha86 0
You deserve WAY better than that. You have life goals and a good head on your shoulders. Any girl would be lucky to have you.
lyle125 0
That means you have a little dick. Dont become a doctor, go to the doctor and get a bigger one. Hahaha