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Salem828 1
1: Obviously they've had sex; you exist. 2: They are allowed to have fun too!
wanted_2_want 40
Ohhh Kinky!
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DanielleinDC 34
At least you didn't run into them at a swingers' party.
GrumpyGrinch 23
Unless you are underage it's no big deal. Parents have needs too.
TumblrweedPasses 11
If your dad didn't tell a really relevant, inappropriate dad joke there and then, the whole situation went to waste haha
lmaoo_alexisss 5
That is pretty wrird