Today, my father, who is not familiar with keyboards, had me register his new email account for him at the public library. His username choice? "Wang dang sweet poon tang". People heard. FML
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I'm laughing really hard at the comments! Yeah, my dads pretty awesome. He understands keyboards and computer basics but he seriously types with just his index finger, using both hands, just pick-poking around while squinting back and forth from screen to keyboard to see. Lol He's not a weird-pervert, but a 50 year old punk who wishes he were my age (18), and living in the 70s again. He actually snuck into the Mississippi Valley Fair in Iowa this recent year and didn't get caught hahaha. When I was a kid he used to "copy" entry stamps with pen to get us in free. 9th birthday he took me to a local heavy metal concert, not sure why they allowed 9 year olds in a mosh pit... Also saw Rush for my 11th or something.
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yahitscyndi 20
I would love if my parents had that type of humor. Your lucky op.
S0LUS 16
It probably just made someone's day, be happy op.
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whatunicorn 17
That's hilarious, dad of the year award right there!
tomvertigo 17
Be proud - your dad has good taste in classic rock!
BawlmerHon24 17
Your dad is a hoot. You are lucky to still have him. Even if he is an old pervert.
CollegeStress15 10
What's he need the email for if he can't work a keyboard?
cassieleigh1 8
He can still look at pretty ladies.
hellnosucka 27
not sure what you're complaining about here.
worldclassrager 41
Could have been worse...
HeroHog 10
Ya shoulda suggested he use "the great white buffalo"
Shadowvoid 33
Hot dang, what a username.
Wolverine33 17
Your dad sounds like a god damn gangster
yes31601 16
Or you could register the account on the same phone you used to post this?