Today, my father told me that because of my 4.0 with all AP classes, I could choose where to eat tonight. My stepmother told him I wanted to eat at IKEA, of all places, because that's what she wanted. Guess who he believed, and guess where I am right now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad and mom and I were going out to eat dinner. My dad wanted a romantic dinner just with my mom so he told me to make an excuse not to go. I did, which ended up as a huge fight, grounded and phone taken away. My dad just stood there in the background putting thumbs up. FML
Today, I asked my parents why we hadn't been out to eat as a family for so long. Both mom and dad agreed, so we made plans to go have breakfast at the Waffle House. Upon arriving, Dad threw a tantrum in the restaurant over nothing, and insisted on yelling at us the entire time. Guess I got my answer. FML
Today, I was at IKEA with my parents. I walked away from them and later I heard the speaker of the store call my name asking me to come to the playground because my mom and dad were worried. I'm 18. FML
Today, my mom asked if I wanted to come to dinner with my parents and my grandparents who are in from London. When we got to the restaurant, there was a wait. My mom made me walk home because they could get a table quicker for a group of four than a group of five. FML
Today, my family asked where I wanted to go for my birthday dinner. They shot down my every suggestion and decided on sushi. I'm allergic, so the only thing I could eat was a veggie appetizer. Dad said I need to "expand my palate." FML
Today, my mom admitted that the only reason she took me out for lunch was because she felt guilty over going on a massive shopping spree for my sister while I was forced to stay home alone. I thanked her for the Wendy's meal anyway. FML
Today, my dad told me he's taking the whole family to Disney World, even my step-brother's girlfriend. But not me, because he can't "afford" it. FML
Today, I went out to dinner with my mom and several of her friends. My mom spent the entire night gushing about my Ivy League school and med student boyfriend. I attend a state university and I'm single. She threatened to cut me off if I didn't play along. FML
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
Today, my mom, who still refuses to get a mobile phone, was late coming home, so I was sent to buy dinner. Dad wanted seafood. I picked it up and returned, only to find Mom was already back with McDonald's. Dad insisted we eat that, despite my protests and MY money I'd spent on HIS request. I made sure Mom saw the Verizon ads. FML
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Dave_Davington 34
So I guess when you order food, they give you a box full of ingredients and a tiny butter knife?
marecu 13
Maybe your stepmom just thought a 4.0 was worth a $4 meal
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thehaystackerine 20
yer stepmother is a bitch.
Danne696 14
So you, your dad and your stepmother are standing in the same room. Father starts by telling you that you can choose where to eat. Stepmother goes "Oh, OP said earlier that they wanted to eat at IKEA", to which you responds that you most certainly not want to eat at IKEA, instead you want to eat at DeliciousRestaurant. How on earth does your father come to the conclusion that you must be lying about what you want and that your stepmother knows what you truly want?
worldclassrager 41
Their sweetish meatballs are to die for...but really nice job on the grades OP keep it up...
Lobby_Bee 18
Sad to say, pussy trumps dick 99% of the time.
RichardPencil 32
Back in the olden days, maybe, but now, Trump grabs pussy.
booboo300 15
Sounds fake but okay...
charliewhippet 9
I'm trying to imagine how this actually happened... Stepmom: OP wants to go to Ikea to eat! Dad: OK great Let's get in the car. Op: Wait, I don't want to go to Ikea. Dad: Yes you do, stepmom said so. You're clearly lying about where you want to go. Am I close?
Aikeo 13
shoulda gone to Wendy’s. Lmao
ParkerM77 4
Okay I've got nothing wrong with Ikea but Jesus dude if that was happening I would have said something, not just sit there. That's your fault.
dwight7476 11
She is the worst step mom if she meant you’ll any good she would have told him the best place to take you
Adelina Delain Midcap 4
shit on her pillow
beckezfml 11
No upvotes, but no downvotes yet either.