Miscellaneous: Today, my father came downstairs, wearing my mother's dressing...

ApplePie1994 18 July 2016, 17:55 Ireland

Today, my father came downstairs, wearing my mother's dressing gown. It didn't fit. FML

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ApplePie1994 27

19 July 2016, 15:00

OP, here. It was his stomach that didn't fit, you nasty. The dressing gown was pink, with butterflies embroidered on the breast. He looked absolutely fabulous, darlings.

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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mariah_1_11 22

19 July 2016, 10:13

I don't recommend asking questions and to down some brain bleach as soon as humanly possible.

jttorkildson 21

19 July 2016, 10:22

My parents left their bedroom door open so I went in to get something, and there was my dad, standing in the bathroom surrounded by mirrored closet doors, naked. Thank god his back was to me and I booked it before I really took anything in.

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Elban 20

19 July 2016, 23:14

Why would he do it while wearing your mothers gown? Some kinks...

Noblemother1969 7

19 July 2016, 23:52

Thanks for the visual. haha

Diddlydoo1632 18

20 July 2016, 00:08

For those who don't know, a dressing gown is pretty much the same thing as a bathrobe, but nicer

CSeebel 8

20 July 2016, 04:43

How is this even FML…?

becca123rto 12

20 July 2016, 04:47

But I'm Irish my whole family is Irish that's how I know just cuz I live in America don't mean shit

lationas 25

20 July 2016, 05:34

You know what a comma is, sweetie? It's a really good literary invention that makes it comfortable to read text, and you don't have to worry about passing out from reading it. It also, perhaps most importantly, helps you to make sense of what the writer wants to tell you. Good Guy Comma, we praise thee!

becca123rto 12

20 July 2016, 05:40

I don't care about commas. I was just saying. I'm pretty sure you know how to read and breath without them telling you when. But thanks for your lesson.