Today, my family and I finished moving to Texas. As if that isn't bad enough, I'll have to introduce myself all over again to everyone I meet and explain that yes, my parents really did name me Lilypad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
Today, I had to admit to everyone, including my cable guy, that I'm moving back in with my parents. FML
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Today, I was so nervous introducing myself to my new team, I actually mispronounced my own name, badly, and now that’s how everyone refers to me, but again, I’m too nervous to correct anyone. It’s been a week already, so correcting them now would be extra weird. FML
Today, my in-laws moved in. FML
Today, my parents said that we're moving back to Los Angeles. I'm so fucking pissed off because in the couple of years since we moved to a tiny town, I've become a different person and love my new life. This is just completely undoing everything I've been through and they won't let me move in with my new best friend. FML
Today, my parents cut ties with me because I refused to drop out of college and move five states away with them for a "fresh start" after the deaths of my siblings. I basically lost my whole family in the span of just two months. FML
Today, I met my new roommate. She severely struggled with pronouncing my name, and decided that to save time and the effort, she's just going to call me what she thinks my name sounds like: Lube. FML
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I joined an impromptu work video meeting from a family vacation but forgot to change my display name from “Mom’s iPad.” For the entire hour, everyone called me “Mom” and I didn’t understand why they were calling me that. Once I realized what was going on, it was too late, so I’m officially “Mom” at work now. FML
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iluvpeanutbutter 22
Can't you just go by 'Lily' instead?
metallica_wins 20
Maybe you'll find your frog prince there.
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Comments (210)
crimson626 8
Hey, at least you haven't moved to the other side of the world! I used to live in Texas but not I'm in Africa no lie. I know how it feels
TheAbstract 15
"The stars at night are big and bright deep in the heart of Texas." - UABB
CallMeMcFeelii 14
Holy ******* ballsack! Did you just use an Upon a Burning Body lyric!? Mad props brotherman. I highly doubt anyone else will get that. Texas blood money is one helluva song.
sarahbevan20 11
Wisconsin is the best. Sweet people, good food, a little chilly but you can cuddle up by a fire and have a cozy house. I love Wisconsin.
Zimmington 21
97, Well It's all a matter of opinion really. Although I will say it's better than I expected. Other states don't really learn much about Texas. I thought it would be cows, deserts, & people on horses before I moved here.
jocymb 3
Lilypad is kinda a cute name, and Texas ain't that bad, so howdy and welcome to Texas! Hope you'll come to love being a Texan.
papayeya 18
U could tell them my name is Lily.. just Lily
saz93 4
all I can think of is marshall's nickname for lily in how I met ur mother!! :-)
mattrd_fml 31
Just be thankful they didn't name you Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.
AtheistKing96 4
Sorry that you had to move down here to Texas. It's a very bad place to live if you want to learn anything or talk to a positive person.