Anon
Stafford, United Kingdom
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
LOSER
Not the one
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
llord
United States
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
machismo
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
My precious
Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake from her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML
xswitch74
United Kingdom
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
leogs23
Force of habit, or just mean?
Today, my fiancée’s siblings kept calling me by her ex-boyfriend’s name. FML
SweptWolf
Doomed
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Broken
Today, the ex of my boyfriend of 18 months called me and put her phone in her purse. I heard my boyfriend say he's sick of me, he hasn't been happy for a year, and he's afraid to leave because he feels sorry for me. He bought her a ring. I got earrings. FML
Anonymous
Asheville, United States
Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
Jon
United States
Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
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MrsPegg 45
"Oh her ring size? **** you. Thats the size". Hopefully you gave him hell. He could've gotten her ring size from anyone; he asked you to purposely get under your skin. Try to shake it off :(
nzhx 23
Wow, zero sense of boundaries.
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Comments (91)
SquirrelNutty 5
Couldn't you just have saved him some money and given him the ring that you used to propose to your ex-fiancee? :-)
TheDoctorBadWolf 5
"The ring size is the size of you dick"
MnM0609 22
And you lied, right? How embarrassing would it be for him to get 2 sizes too big. Piss her off, piss him off. Win -win.
dirtbikeguy 14
should have told that dumbass "the same size as my foot in your ass"
Ninjerman 7
Give him two sizes smaller?
schalk 12
On the one hand OP, I want to say you should be over this by now. The man's trying his best. On the other hand, I'm guessing you still feel something for her and you were together a long time. It sucks, but you have to let this go.
VonBlitzkrieg 27
I like your style.
prince1219 1
phoned??
fryebaby623 14
2 sizes larger lol