Today, I went out in public for the first time since getting new glasses. I was mistaken for Jeff Goldblum at least a dozen times. The first few times it was amusing, but now I can see why being famous is such a headache sometimes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got into the shower with my glasses on by mistake. I spent 5 minutes convinced that the fog in my vision was me going blind. FML
Today, I bought a cool new pair of sunglasses. I wore them today, and all day I kept getting comments about how much I looked like Ozzy Osbourne and John Lennon. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I wore a pair of glasses with no lenses because I thought I'd look smarter. I ended up poking myself in the eye several times, leaving it swollen. So much for making me look smarter. FML
Today, I woke up thinking after wearing glasses and contacts all my life that I had miraculously been corrected to 20/20. Turns out I had just fallen asleep with my contacts in. FML
Today, as I walked around town I noticed some guys and even a couple of girls checked me out. When I got home later I realized they probably weren't checking me out, so much as wondering why the hell I had thick black eyeliner on only one eye. Oops. FML
Today, I went to school without makeup. No one recognized me. FML
Today, after buying a new pair of prescription glasses, I went to the beach. The ocean now has a new pair of glasses. FML
Today, I inadvertently gave passers by the middle finger as I tried to stop my glasses from sliding off my face. FML
Today, I woke up, and I could see perfectly. Somehow, during the night, my eyes magically became 20/20. I was overjoyed, until I realized I'd fallen asleep with my glasses on. My eyes are still trash, and I want to cry. FML
Today, I mistook a straw hat for a stack of pancakes. In case you hadn't figured it out, I forgot my glasses at home. FML
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Top comments
FluffythePink 23
Looking like Jeff Goldblum is not a bad thing... 🤤
Miss_Red 18
Um, Jeff Goldblume is a ******* babe though.
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Comments (6)
mccuish 25
I would’ve taken a picture with them if I was mistaken for a celebrity. I’d laugh when the person gets called out for me not being a celebrity
FluffythePink 23
Looking like Jeff Goldblum is not a bad thing... 🤤
Miss_Red 18
Um, Jeff Goldblume is a ******* babe though.
RichardPencil 32
Watch his movies over and over so you can play along convincingly. Throw in some "alright, alright, alright's" in there. No, wait, wrong tall, skinny white dude. Does Jeff Goldblum even have a catch phrase?
BurnInDemonFire 39
Yeah, looking like a celeb annoys me too. Until it gets me laid.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should do it. ;)