Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I am still in love with, sent me a text message that said, "I miss you, baby." It turns out my name comes right after his girlfriend's name on his contact list. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying, "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as smitten with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML
Today, I sent the texts "I love and miss you babe ;)" and "Shit wrong person" to my ex just so he would think I have a life. FML
Today, I saw a text from my mom asking, “Are you still with that girl from last year? I miss her.” She was talking about my ex. The girl I’m dating now saw the message before I did. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My ex just sent me a text. I read it, happy he had remembered. He wanted me to know he has a new girlfriend. FML
Today, I got my phone fixed and the lady who was working on it somehow resent all the old text messages in my outbox. One was to my ex saying, "I love you." FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, while creeping on my boyfriend's ex-wife’s Facebook, I found out that he used to call her the same nicknames he now calls me. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML
Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend used the baby name I wanted with the girlfriend he’s been dating for less than a year. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML
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audhumla 0
today, i accidentally texted my ex-girlfriend "i miss you" instead of my current girlfriend. fml
ckilla421 0
Why do all these people keep their ex's numbers in their phones? If I'm not with you, I have no desire to keep your contact info with me. Perhaps it's just me, but it seems unnecessary to continue to hang onto the past like that..
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88sforlife 0
Today I Accidentally Txted My Exboyfriebd I Miss U Instead Of My Current Boyfriend!!"
hotz4u 0
I know my boyfriends number by heart this would never happen to me sucks for you op fyl I remember I was like that with my ex bylut were finally friends after a year and I'm in love with my current bf of 9 months and counting and glad me and my ex are over so advice to you: you won't always feel head over heals for him I promise it may take a year or two but thongs will get easier. I have a friend going through the same thing but worse. he slept with her again just as a game she is having the hardest time getting over him.
MusicLover951320 0
I'm so sorry. if my last ex sent me a text like that, I would bawl. it's not that I miss him, it's just he hurt me so bad that I didn't think I would ever get over him. and now that I'm completely over him, I would bawl if he sent that to me, even if he meant to send it to someone else. just knowing that we are over hurts. I feel for you OP., and I'm sorry.
GARCYA23 0
shut up !
substantialHack 0
Wow. People are getting killed in war an starving in Africa and your whining about a contact list?
ckilla421 0
Why do all these people keep their ex's numbers in their phones? If I'm not with you, I have no desire to keep your contact info with me. Perhaps it's just me, but it seems unnecessary to continue to hang onto the past like that..
13yearoldpridigy 1
I hate how a lot of you people are saying she deserves it for falling in love so easily or for still wanting the 'jerk' back. Did I totally misread the part where they talk about their relationship? She OBVIOUSLY still has his number because she's still into him, AS SHE SAID. Sheesh, people.
worldclassrager 41
Tough...you'll get over him and find someone else...
bobsleighyer 10
get over him OP
scottishoatmeal 22
Oh man that sucks