Today, my elbow was having cramps and movement issues as a result of an old set of surgical pins and wires that are being rejected by my body. One painful twitch caused my arm to lock out straight, unintentionally slapping my hand into my co-worker's crotch. Our waiting customers giggled. FML
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My co-worker is one of nicest people I know, he just kind of cringed and grunted, instantly beginning to tell me that it was okay. He knows I've been having trouble with that arm, so he doesn't hold it against me. I did give an apology several times though. The customers, on the other hand, were all fairly immature college kids. It was their laughter that really embarrassed me.
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kjoy0402 6
Could have been worse. Could have been your knee that locked and your foot that slapped their crotch.
cliffibom 15
Hah, yes just keep telling everyone it was an accident. We all know you just wanted to touch their genitals
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Comments (92)
FalconWhitaker 20
That sounds awkward. I hope there's something that can be done to fix it for you that's not too expensive or anything like that.
salpop 11
That sucks, OP. I hope that it's not too painful and that you can get them fixed sometime soon.
TheyCallMeDamien 18
You need to go to the doctor ASAP.
MuseFan1991 14
to be fair...i would have laughed as well, not knowing the cause of the spasms
dan_in_wi 12
I call bullshit, nice excuse for "unintentionally" getting to cop that feel... 1 nut or 2? haha
yeti37 16
on pins and wires pinned arm not wired to brain turn your head and cough
kayaker83 4
What's a friendly nut tap between coworkers eh?
inzunza 5
Ha :D nice
Almendarez 8
Open crotch!
Meanmommy02 11
Ouch that's gotta hurt.. You Pins and junk sure hurt tho mine were never rejected