Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. I was feeling good about it, until I realized that I'd forgotten my workout clothes and was wearing jeans. As I attempted to do squats in my tight jeans, I split them down the middle. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, I walked into my bathroom to my boyfriend bragging about how much better his butt looked than mine, all while wearing my jeans. FML
Today, I chose to wear khaki dress pants to class to look professional. I was in the hallway when one of my professors pulled me aside to ask if I was feeling well. Apparently, the dryer had "eaten" my pants and made a large brown stain on the butt, making it look like I had crapped myself. FML
Today, I got new thongs that were too big, but wore them anyway. It was fine until they got caught on a door handle when I held the door open with my back. The whole conference room saw the door basically give me a wedgie. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, as I squatted down to get a snack, my pajama pants ripped wide open. I guess the universe is try to tell me something. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I was walking through the streets with my best friend, feeling confident in my new skinny jeans. My friend said, "you really should be wearing a thong with those pants, your underwear line is showing". I was wearing a thong, those lines were just my fat rolls. FML
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Top comments
astro_plastic 0
I'm slim but have an...ample bottom, and never have my pants actually ripped. Why? Because I wear the right freaking size. It's not that hard.
heyred 11
It could have been worse by ripping during the meeting.
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Comments (63)
okieraider71 4
#14--Pics of that bottom please.
perdix 31
I'll second that request! Slim girls with big asses are awesome! C'mon, astro_plastic, please show us what you've got!
benen 0
YDI for bein fat
FerrariCake 2
Sounds like your image is widescreen, 16:9 ratio.
blastvortex 4
[Reasonably] loose clothes are awesome. It seems that you do not yet know their virtues.
MrFlintstone 5
at least you made it to your room. it could of happened in the hallway in a different building
lway2009 0
Your jeans ripping is an FML? F this site. Seriously.
shamille 5
why did they rip across? I'd think they'd rip up and down, like along a seam...
Clitterdick 0
i dont get it .-.
kenman884 2
YDI for being so impressionable. (And probably gullible BUUUUUURN!)
okieraider71 4
Astro--While you are in Mexico, try and find your sense of humor. I never really thought you were slutty enough to put your ass as your profile. Lighten up or you will get ulcers.
astro_plastic 0
I was kidding too?