caseyl
Espoo, Finland
Today, my dad tricked the local biker gang into believing he's actually part of the Russian mob. FML
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caseyl 18
Op here. My dad has a car repair shop and the biker gang rented the property next door. So he decided the smartest move would be to intimidate them to make sure they won't cause trouble. Which, I'm pretty sure, is going to cause a shitload of trouble...
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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garf3265 12
that's kind of impressive
Steve95401 49
And what was he trying to accomplish by saying that?
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Comments (125)
lexwilder 16
If bikers like you, you are literally safer than being with the cops. I speak from experience, take advantage of their trust! (unless they don't like Russian mobsters in that case run)
Metashock 20
Wait your dad isn't Vladislav Goraskonov?
Metashock 20
Riders of Helsinki.. We've been duped!
meisan 12
Why?..
caseyl 18
Op here. My dad has a car repair shop and the biker gang rented the property next door. So he decided the smartest move would be to intimidate them to make sure they won't cause trouble. Which, I'm pretty sure, is going to cause a shitload of trouble...
meisan 12
have you pointed that out to him? best of luck with your dads mistake!
homtravel 10
If this gets read by them you are putting your dad in trouble !
CoGhostRider 31
I would make sure his life insurance policy is paid up. Oh and also his medical insurance.
caseyl 18
Let's just say he doesn't have much sense of self preservation. He's the kind of guy that's constantly knee deep in some kind of mess, and is too stubborn to learn from past mistakes. I'm just sitting here hoping his mess won't find its way to me...
yescry 12
Wow that's terrifying
swanheart 35
Sounds like the start of a movie...!
FusionPlacebo 26
Stay out of it, then!! Best of luck, OP :)
cat_overlord 13
My condolences.
laden_swallow09 35
Oh, suuuure, 79. As if merely staying clear of any gang won't draw out any attention to you when you're immediate relation to someone who pissed them off.
Grean 19
*terrible russian accent* "Boys, let's go steal some vodka!"
christge1beast 17
Your dad sounds just like Roman Bellic.
WhatHappenedToIt 22
Bikers can actually be the nicest people in the world if your nice to them and show them respect they'll show you the same kind of respect back. A lot of the bikers I grew up around were in NA with my dad or in AA and they were the nicest men ever. They'd gladly help you out if you asked nicely.
vikky538 29
Lets hope for the best and those biker gang have sense of humor and take it easy.
DongPiece47 13
That's actually pretty badass
Xamry14 10
For some reason I doubt a biker game would bother with FMLs lol.
Doctor_W_H_O 18
That's actually kind of awesome
ILikeKoalas 24
Why's that an FML? If anything it should be a **** Yeah!
keiNan_fml 35
You gotta learn that from your Dad.
ChristinePi 36
That sounds dangerous
gintwinsmoore 20
your life's really gonna suck when they find out he's not.