Anonymous
Brampton, Canada
Today, my dad sat me down for a talk. After the talk, he wasn't my dad anymore. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Sydney, Australia
Great talk, Dad
Today, I was sitting in my room when my dad walked in to talk. He said I'm not the son he'd hoped for, and that he'd been let down as a father. He said I should change the way I am so that he could love me more. It was the longest conversation I've had with my dad in years. FML
Anonymous
Twinsburg, United States
Today, I was pulled aside by my father's new wife and told, "You're not your dad's favorite anymore and you need to stop acting like it." FML
Still Waiting
Wenatchee, United States
Welcome home!
Today, I had an appointment. After 2 hours of waiting in the sun, my mom finally picked me up and lectured me on how irresponsible my dad was for not communicating with her. Not 5 minutes after I got home, my dad showed up and gave me the same exact lecture about my mom. FML
rejectedson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice to know
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Anonymous
Camden Wyoming, United States
Angry man
Today, I learned that now that my mom is dead, and my dad doesn't need my emotional support during her illness anymore, he's going to go back to insulting me every time he talks to me. FML
The nice guy finishing last
Are you kidding me?
Today, my mom talked me into going to a funeral since my dad wouldn't go. It was for one of her classmates. When it was our time to view the casket, we paused in front of it for a second before my mom leans over to me and says, "What if I told you that was really your dad?" FML
Anonymous
Bronx, United States
Today, I visited my dad. He gave the, "You live under my roof, you follow my rules" lecture since I didn't do my "chores". I moved out 3 years ago. FML
idonteven
Los Angeles, United States
Today, I was watching a movie with my family in which a character said "Fuck you, dad." My dad then slapped me over the head to get my attention and said, "Never talk to your father like that." Okay, dad. FML
TrashlifeKaylala
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk
Today, my father once again sat me and my boyfriend of a year down to have another "talk." These "talks" are always something negative against our relationship, and how it’s not up to his standards. We’ve explained numerous times why he’s wrong. My father is about to make me single. FML
Anonymous
Albuquerque, United States
Dementia?
Today, my dad called me a pussy and said I wasn't a real man, simply because I hugged and kissed my son and told him that I loved him. It gets even better though. My dad was openly affectionate and loving to me when I was a kid, then somewhere along the line, he became this horrible person. Can't go no contact. FML
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jkmartinjk 16
I believe we're missing a crucial piece of information here.
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The milkman.
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manasstalker 7
That's to vague =[ It could mean a number of things 1. your adopted. 2. your mom whored around and he didn't know. 3. he met your mom while she was pregnant and took over the roll of father for you. 4.Divorce. 5. He's getting a sex change.
KiddNYC1O 22
Were you disowned for doing something wrong or did he just say you weren't really his kid?
hateevryone 15
Sooo you're not biologically his?
SoultheWolf 19
Even if he isn'tyour biological father he still raised you, making him your father still. It sucks your mother cheated on him with antoher man, but he needs to realise he is still your father, one way or another.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Unless he happens to be getting a sex change.
iamsami24 5
Did he say his mom was cheating, or this is just assuming that she did?
st0815 9
@151 - he doesn't have to realise that if he doesn't feel that way. Just because he has been living another person's lie, and been exploited for a big part of his life, doesn't mean he is compelled to feel like he is the dad. He might do, he might think of himself as a step-dad or he might want to start his own life. I feel sorry for the OP, but that's not for you or anyone else to decide.
shanniemac 2
I don't understand! When you post an FML tell us what is actually going on, not some random, vague quote that makes us confused.
JDawg113 0
Cliffhanger!
rebekkamoe 4
I reaaally hate these fml's where you can't understand shit because the OP doesn't tell what happened.. Seriously wtf
stache67 2
Dads gonna be your mom now!
Roo79 1
Soooo........1 sex change..dad = mom2 ...2 dads an asshole and got board with parenting .....3 your a dick and got disowned ....4 you and don't see eye to eye on some important issue....5 mom was a busy girl back in the day! Or all of the above!?!
ellharper 6
Jerry jerry jerry