Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I overheard some gossip and learned I’m apparently the department weirdo everybody tolerates, but don’t actually like. It’s like high school all over again. Now, everywhere I go, I can feel my coworkers tolerating me just for being myself. I’ve already cried 3 times. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
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DustyStorm 16
I can relate.... :-/
mycheese 0
Aww doesn't that suck? I always wonder if I'm that one...It's not a good feeling
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Comments (98)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Get yourself some new friends.
KingCeltic77 18
You're not alone just remember that.
BertDawg 3
I feel you
brittany1655 5
i know that kinda group all to well. There is a heavyset girl in my group and when shes around we sing the wiggle wiggle wiggle part to I'm sexy and i know it. its awesome cuz she sings along thinking we're singing about this next girl she hates.
Fmylife107 5
Got the t-shirt, try to find some new friends!
pumbaa_fml 5
You bring everyone together haha
thatsucks77 0
I can relate :/ as well
Ecp42 3
You just stole that from Dane Cook.
metal4life6661 0
Im always that person...
McNerdyNerd 8
So find a new group of friends..no one deserves to be that person. And btw, your 'friend' stole that off of Dane Cook, almost certain of it lol