Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that person is me. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my coworker was talking to me about how there's always that one person in a group of friends that everyone secretly dislikes and laughs at. I realized that that person is me. FML
Today, my friends and I noticed that people, no matter what stereotype, pretty much all have the same type of friends: the mean one, the funny one, etc., and started naming off the people in our group who fit into those personalities. We got to the token fat one, everyone looked at me and stopped talking. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I overheard some gossip and learned I’m apparently the department weirdo everybody tolerates, but don’t actually like. It’s like high school all over again. Now, everywhere I go, I can feel my coworkers tolerating me just for being myself. I’ve already cried 3 times. FML
Today, I said something in class and someone mimicked me. In a self-pitying mood, I exclaimed, "Everybody hates me!" The girl behind me then said, "Pretty much." FML
Today, I went out for lunch with one of my co-workers. After work, I talked to one of my friends about how unpleasant the lunch was with him. My co-worker was standing behind me listening in the whole time. FML
Today, I was told that a coworker of mine absolutely hates me. Why? Because sometimes I have a slight stutter, and he thinks I'm mocking his very apparent stutter. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, while sitting at a table in a coffee shop, I overheard someone on the next table talking about their horrible boss. I joined in, complaining about mine, and going into great detail about what an arsehole he can be. Turns out, I was talking to my boss's sister. FML
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
DustyStorm 16
I can relate.... :-/
mycheese 0
Aww doesn't that suck? I always wonder if I'm that one...It's not a good feeling
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (98)
WaSiSimiLang 8
I think this is the reason why I don't have many friends, just many acquaintances. Like Walt Disney once quoted in treasure planet, familiarity breeds... Well, contempt.
FYLDeep 26
It's usually the people that act like dumbasses when they're drunk and then they wonder why they don't get invited back to parties. That's probably step one of your journey to try to not be "that girl".
FYLDeep 26
That's probably step one of your journey to try to not be "that girl".
ycrem0n 21
Do you ever feel like breaking down? Do you ever feel out of place?
buck33 14
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? - Katy Perry Inspiring.
perdix 31
What happens when you "show them what you're worth" and it turns out to be not much? Can your "friends" trade you in at Goodwill for a pair of plaid vintage shorts?
DuffleBagHero 4
Those are so out of style. And why should you have to show anyone what you're worth. It's never been that serious. I would say just do your own thing and that's part of the reason why so many people are followers nowadays, everyone feels like they have to "make a place" or be remembered for something. Some of those people wont matter to you in the next couple of years. Neither will they be always there to have your back.
Roxxxxay 13
40- More like simple plan but okay
br0ccoli 15
40- her plastic bag reference was pointing to the movie American Beauty in case you don't know. Dunno if you're trolling or not.
SkoomaKi 28
Well try and look at how you act around them. I know individuality is key, but in the real world most people have to tweak their personalities to fit in. It's either a bad social life or a good social life (but with some changes to you). It's your choice. Or new friends....oh **** it do what you feel is best!
Crazberry 5
Wait, who says it's you? Did they tell you straight up or did you hear them saying something as you walked away? If not then it could be someone else, because from what I see you're the only one who came to this conclusion. :)
LSS_fml 18
Paranoia is a bitch.
Crazberry 5
It is indeed.
RedPillSucks 33
Yeah, but just because you're paranoid...
NaijaDrimz 0
U̶̲̥̅̊ sure do
xXxIracebethxXx 14
Was that symbol crap necessary?
shahroni1 3
who cares if they dislike , just laugh . lets laugh ha ha ha .
metalwolf 17
I would laugh too but mine sounds a bit too evil.
chiakis_x_world 6
First thing to come to mind: Dane Cook. "The person nobody likes" joke.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Ah yes, Karen is a douchebag, and FuckingBrian'sComing.
DogsPaw 16
Hahaha heeeeeeeeeey guyzzzzzzz
poocherz97 3
Thank you, I was waiting for someone to point this out(:
evilvagina 9
quit your job, don't leave the house, stay home and form shady relationships with people online, they can relate...