Today, my co-worker, who used to be in a frat with me in college, decided to tell all my coworkers as well as my boss all the stupid things I did in college, starting with the time a girl stole my clothes and I had to walk across campus naked. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was written up for being late to work. I was late because somebody in my dorm stole my pants. All of them. FML
Today, at work, our new cute intern asked me if I could explain my work. Taking a cool posture sitting on her desk I explained. After 10 minutes I walked away, only to hear her laughing with the girl next to her. Turns out my fly was open. And I didn't wear underwear. FML
Today, I got back from a fun vacation I took with my husband. During the vacation, I participated in a wet t-shirt contest and a bunch of pictures of me flashing my breasts and waving my t shirt over my head during the contest got posted online. My whole office is teasing me now. FML
Today, I gave a financial presentation to my entire firm. After it was over, somebody accidentally copied me on a group text that said, "Her zipper was open the whole time. If we're so successful, why is our CFO wearing a urine-stained store-brand K-Mart panties?" FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the girl I like, who also happens to be my coworker. She told my boss, and they're laughing about it as I type this. FML
Today, I found out that the co-worker I have been dating and falling for is the same co-worker that had been spreading rumors about me and getting me in trouble with my boss. FML
Today, my boss threatened to write me up, after I made a slightly rude joke about a coworker everyone hates. A while later, a colleague told me the same joke. Turns out my boss had gone around telling it to everyone else and taking all the credit. FML
Today, I visited a friend at work with a couple of other friends. We like to play pranks, so we went to his register and started loudly discussing our masturbation habits as a joke. Some bitch complained, and his boss fired him and kicked us all out. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out at the bar, immediately remembering that I had lost my cell phone, my ID, and somehow spent $100. Feeling like shit already, my friend then went on to tell me that I flashed the entire bar, and ran around the hotel naked. FML
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cacheson 42
You should turn it into a sharing party by telling them stories yourself and ask who else has fun stupid stories. Maybe that will deflate the situation.
A_Troll_Account 3
Do the exact same thing right back at him, see how he likes it.
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Comments (27)
silverbane27 13
Don't believe this story. A brother in a fraternity would never call it a " frat" that's a disrespectful term. Also a brother would never let one of his brothers go through that shame. They have to uphold the dignity of their fraternity. Now maybe you were T a fraternity party but definitely not a brother.
domolovesyoshi 33
Because all frats are the same?
Dale_shackleford 13
They're frat bros, not combat veterans. I get the whole honor thing gets tossed around, but most reasonable people don't take that frat honor stuff as serious as you do.
GhostFox 34
I have a hard time putting together the word "honor" with fraternities that make people swallow live animals, drink themselves halfway into comas, tress pass, and risk getting kicked out of the college for the sake of joining. What part of that is "honorable", exactly?
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm a little thrown by the fact that his starting point was you having to walk across campus in the nude because someone stole your clothes. How exactly does that count as a stupid thing "you" did? Sounds to me like you weren't given much choice, in that particular case.
stellasue11 38
id be so mad :/
MyssTryss 16
I would either explain that you don't appreciate those things being told, which actually has worked for me because it made them uncomfortable to be called out on it, or I would embrace it. Depending on the job and my position.
tmj25789 23
I would explain that friend down and explain you don't want him telling stories like that to coworkers. He must not know how to keep work and a private live separate.
Dranwyn 5
I would honestly tell a few stories I knew about him. Usually that will shit a guy up faster than yanking on his balls.
dansco 25
Do the same to them or make stuff up if they didn't do bad things.