Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent my boyfriend a sweet text message, since he recently complained that I'm rarely romantic. Instead of being happy, he decided that since it's so out of character for me, I must be cheating on him and must have only sent it out of guilt. FML
Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML
Today, the guy I’ve been trying to get over for the last month finally messaged me like I’ve been hoping for, only to cry that his new girlfriend cheated on him and to ask if I think he should forgive her, because he, "appreciates my honesty." FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
Today, my apparently braindead and now ex-boyfriend asked me if "this period thing" is going to happen a lot, and said that if it is, "we're so done." FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me so many nice texts that he made me fall in love with him that little bit more. It turns out he was sweetening me up before telling me he cheated on me the night before. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my ex messaged me, saying he got his new girlfriend pregnant and that he thinks I have something to do with it. He thinks I put it in her head that they should have a kid together, when he says he didn't want any in the first place. FML
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killkillkill 0
i think he just wanted sex
slients_1234 0
If he cared he wouldn't of cheated on her..
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Comments (32)
PerditaDessa 38
If he asked because he wanted sex or not doesn't really matter. If he knows your schedule he had to have cared at one point, and the cheating might have been an honest mistake. Should have given the lad a break.
drummerp64 16
How can cheating be "an honest mistake"? Not to mention that it's entirely possible she recently broke up with him, and she mentioned her period earlier.
Silly_Lilly6969 23
... You need to block him outta your phone and your life. He's obviously a creeper.
banemask 14
He sounds like a regular poet.
cna1216 15
How does he knoq?
ActionFearo 39
Forget him for a while and just have fun with your friends!!
lulinator 40
Love those men. Once a cheater, always a cheater.
Shiny_nickels 14
Maybe you should tell him u missed it to see his reaction
joethebro98 13
Sounds like a fuckboy to me