Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sam
Salt Lake City, United States
LET ME IN!
Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pure evil
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Anonymous
Monsey, United States
Goddamn cat!
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
jynxisadouchebag
San Francisco, United States
LET ME OUT
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I went about pet-proofing my house because my new kitten is exploring every nook and cranny. I locked up everything dangerous. Then, while trying to put a safety lock on the pantry/cold room, I managed to lock myself inside. I had to yell for my roommate to let me out. FML
Today I closed every door on every floor of my building
Hampstead, United States
Ninja!
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
fucking cat
United States
A Caturday surprise
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Anonymous
Mierlo, Netherlands
Asshole
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
Anonymous
Busted
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
catslave
New Zealand
Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML
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oystersmoke 0
what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.
polarpaul 0
If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.
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zethioth 0
Cats are smart, but your cat is amazing. Hide a camera inside, get him to lock the door, then make a big issue out of it, then send to AFV.
cxal_fml 0
That would entail that there was something great or funny to this. As anyone who has ever seen a deadbolt knows, animals can and do lock them. My doberman used to lock the deadbolt every time I went outside at night without her
LemonadePink 0
The cat just wanted some alone time, try to be more understanding next time.
Ajjas013 6
His cat is a secret spy maybe.
allmidnighteyes 11
Your cat is a ******* animorph or something.
caticaticati 3
Why the hell did this get buried? It's funny and relevant and not offensive...
allmidnighteyes 11
Some angry, bitter little kid (or kids) has something against me, I'm assuming. ¯|(°_o)/¯ All of my comments in the FMLs that just got posted are buried, so I'm guessing that's it. Oh well, in the end, I'm not the moron who sits on FML every day constantly searching for, as well as refreshing and burying somebody's comments. :]
allmidnighteyes 11
In case I'm thinking of the right person, here ya go, babe, now go on with burying my comments again: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=nazooer ;)
Peroxide 3
bahahahahahaha THAT'S GOLD JERRY, GOLD! God bless urban dictionary
redbluegreen 41
And my subconscious couldn't understand why I haven't been commenting on FML lately. Ah, I don't know whether to feel relieved or jealous I'm not on that list, oh dearest Mercy. I bet everyone's forgotten me. XD I can comment just like everyone else now!
Intoxicunt 6
Rachel, there you are! God, why are you on the computer? Get back in the room. I'll be waiting for you naked. Sorry guys, she'll be gone a little longer.
redbluegreen 41
Oh, someone did the other day, and I didn't care all too much. I'll make the effort to comment more! I miss you guys and our snuggleness! And darling, erm, I mean, slave master, yes. Getting back, getting back. Amazing how far these chains will go...
chkachkachka 0
Your cat should lead the free world. Amen, brother.
royboh 0
Should be added to the list of "Signs your cat is trying to kill you."
ginger_ahoy 0
This is why cats will one day rule the world.
caticaticati 3
Edit: This didn't show up where it was supposed to.
SushiCoster 0
New Front Door: $80. New Front Door Locks: $16. Copy of New Front Door Keys: $8 Having your cat lock you out of the house with the new keys inside: priceless.
fringle 0
It was probably the back door.
bsias4ever 0
lmfao
Flamersplamer 0
I agree, your life sucks (666) it is offical, your cat has been possesed by one of my demons, to have it removed please call my-life-sucks-666-666 thank you.
arissia 0
Best cat ever.