Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sam
Salt Lake City, United States
LET ME IN!
Today, my cat somehow managed to lock me out of my apartment by jumping on the doorknob while I was taking the trash out. I had to call a locksmith, and now it's like my cat won't even come near at me, like I betrayed him for allowing a stranger into our home. FML
Anonymous
Greenville, United States
Pure evil
Today, I got a call at work. My cat somehow managed to lock my boyfriend and dog out of the house. The rental manager charged us $25 to open the door. The cat seems quite pleased with herself. FML
Anonymous
Monsey, United States
Goddamn cat!
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
jynxisadouchebag
San Francisco, United States
LET ME OUT
Today, I was doing laundry, and decided to wash my cat's blanket. He chased me down the stairs into the basement, and I slightly closed the door behind me so he wouldn't follow me. He pushed the door shut, which automatically locks. I was trapped down there for 3 hours until my mom came home. FML
Anonymous
United States
Help!
Today, I went about pet-proofing my house because my new kitten is exploring every nook and cranny. I locked up everything dangerous. Then, while trying to put a safety lock on the pantry/cold room, I managed to lock myself inside. I had to yell for my roommate to let me out. FML
Today I closed every door on every floor of my building
Hampstead, United States
Ninja!
Today, I went searching for my cat who'd escaped. Of course, I searched the entire building and somehow she'd got back in through my front door of my apartment. FML
fucking cat
United States
A Caturday surprise
Today, I shut the door to the bedroom so my wife and I could have a serious talk. Unfortunately, the cat stuck his paw under the door and started flailing around, causing me to bust up laughing at a bad moment. My wife was furious, threw a water bottle at me, and locked me out overnight. FML
Anonymous
Mierlo, Netherlands
Asshole
Today, my drunk dad decided to wake me up by lobbing our cat directly into my now-mauled face. FML
Anonymous
Busted
Today, my door broke. My normally reclusive, antisocial cat, who runs and hides at the slightest noise, decided to come out and get friendly with the maintenance man. Now I owe a huge fee and my rent is increasing for having a pet I’m not supposed to have. FML
catslave
New Zealand
Today, my cat wanted to go out. She watched me open the front door, leave it open while I got something from the car then come back inside. She then insisted on going out the back door. I'm a slave to a cat. FML
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oystersmoke 0
what's so odd about that? my dog runs a lock smith co, you should of call him.
polarpaul 0
If a cat and door lock can so easily lock you out, you might want to leave a key with a neighbor who is smarter than their pets.
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Peroxide 3
Hmm, reminds me of Fred and DIno from the Flinstones. Do you have a pelican whose beak you can mix concrete in??
Jimbo2000 0
And this kids, is why we make copies of the keys. So we do get get locked out of our own doors
Einstein714 0
screwed by pussy
Brey1013 0
Fail
toomanycats 0
That happened to me once. The ONLY time my husband went out of town for work. I was home with my 6 month old, outside having a smoke (baby was sleeping) and the cat stood on the fish tank, then on the hotel type lock. The front door was also locked, there was a 4 foot tall balcony, and I couldn't get any neighbors to help no matter how loud I screamed for help. Had to break the living room window with my foot. It sucked.
vev_fml 0
It's really good to read something I never read here before! But you wait, two days, and we'll be overrun with posts about domestic animals playing locksmith. :/
yourkiddingright_fml 0
Sure it did!
Superawesomestev 0
Sure, blame the cat.
KitCath_fml 0
We're lucky cats don't have opposable thumbs, otherwise stuff like this would happen a lot more.
Jonathan33 0
in Russia, kitty puts YOU in cage!
thematt_fml 0
haha