Hoobfoob
Today, my car was totaled. It was so new, I haven't even made the first payment on it yet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Emmpag
Johannesburg, South Africa
And then.....
Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I hit a patch of black ice and totaled my car. The car is a month old. For the next 5 years I'll be paying for a car I can't drive. FML
thatgirl34
Australia
Today, I received my new car-seat covers. I wrote my car off yesterday. FML
crossl17
Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML
KaRaBeAr24
United States
Bad omen
Today, I got hit and totaled my new car, on my way to get married, with my fiancé and kids in the car. FML
stupidoldcar
United States
Today, I finished installing a brand new engine in my old car. It cost just over $6000. Later, I was waiting at a red light and an uninsured drunk driver smashed into it head on. It's completely totaled. I got to drive it 5 miles. The car is worth $1000, even with a new engine. FML
BrandNewLemon
Lancaster, United States
Today, I financed my first car. I also made my first call to AAA when it broke down. It barely had any miles on it and I wasn't even home yet. FML
Kilamo
Today, I paid $2300 to a mechanic for fixing my car. It's also the day I got into an accident and totalled said car. FML
Anonymous
Carless whisper
Today, I got into a car accident and totaled my car. Also today, someone bought themselves $600 worth of office furniture online with my bank info. My bank doesn’t believe me so they won’t help me get the money back. I'm broke and carless. FML
BoyRacer
Baby you can't drive your car
Today, I picked up my first ever brand new car. Top of the line, beautiful, can't be happier. However, trying to insure it, the company has taken my money, but not completed the deal, and therefore I'm not insured. Their customer service knows this in an online fault and I have to wait for them to refund. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Call the car dealership and insurance company and tell them you died in the accident. They won't expect payments from a dead person.
Druu 53
Passive voice. Trying to distance yourself and come out blameless? I know that the car didn't up and total itself.
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sparklevibes 14
Been there!
spongebob74_fml 12
I feel you there !! Believe me..I'd bought a really nice loaded Toyota Corolla sport New year's Eve which was on a Friday had it totalled that following Monday morning before 9:30 am ..I lucked out and made it out unscathed crashed off of a mountain because I fell asleep at the wheel in bad raining weather. thank God I'd gotten gao insurance and I had to have my regular insurance before I even left the lot