Anonymous
Harlow, United Kingdom
Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
JJMan217
Canada
Today, I attended a funeral. During the minute of silence, my phone went off. My ringtone is "It's good to be alive". FML
shadow1248
Stamford, United States
Make it stop
Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML
Unhappymothersday
Raleigh, United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Anonymous
Sutton Coldfield, United Kingdom
Noise Annoys
Today, I'm dead on my feet. My flatmate's alarm went off for 20 minutes at 5 a.m., which I heard and he didn't. A car alarm went off outside my window for half an hour at 7 a.m. My building fire alarm went off twice, at 8 and 8:10 a.m. Just let me sleep. FML
Anonymous
Tacoma, United States
Today, my car was broken into, on the same night I stayed up late researching how to install my new car alarm. FML
nick
United States
Today, the horn in my car decided to malfunction. It honked continuously for an hour as I drove down the highway. FML
Anonymous
Atlanta, United States
Snooze
Today, I was so tired, I passed out at work in the middle of a call. All because my neighbor's car alarm kept going off every 3 minutes all through the morning. It was still going when I left for work. If you see a news story in a few days about a whole neighborhood beating a guy to death, that's probably us. FML
Anonymous
United States
It's all too much
Today, my car crapped out in the middle of the road, after over a year of only being able to find short contract jobs, all while juggling the grief of the back to back deaths of my mother and grandfather. FML
md.
Canada
Today, I got an alarm installed in my car, and was having problems with it not going off when the car was hit. To demonstrate this to the installers, I bumped my car with my hip, which left a dent, and set the alarm off. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I woke up to find my car broken into. After being upset for not hearing my car alarm go off I realized it had in the middle of the night. I had woken up and cursed the idiot who set off their alarm and put a pillow over my head, falling back to sleep shortly after. FML
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greenie213 23
It's like the world is rejecting their death.
DocBastard 40
The first time, you turn it off. The second time, you turn it off and apologise profusely. The third time, you get in your defective piece of shit and drive the **** away.
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DocBastard 40
The first time, you turn it off. The second time, you turn it off and apologise profusely. The third time, you get in your defective piece of shit and drive the **** away.
gc327072 31
And peel outta there.
ydi_4_suking 20
No just drive the **** away
gc327072 31
You don't casually pull out if the alarm is blaring, you get tf outta there ASAP so you don't continue to interrupt the funeral.
SenselessPattern 12
Just make sure to honk your goodbyes to everyone! Don't want them to think you're rude.
laden_swallow09 35
Disconnecting the battery won't kill the alarm for good?
afairshake 8
I swear your replies to the FMLs posted are usually better then the actual post don't ever stop with your great comments or this would become a bummer of a place to hang out
DogsPaw 16
76- No Power, No Alarm.
laden_swallow09 35
98- Right. Yet no one else seems to understand that.
Gabrielo_fml 6
Your car is a dick.
Feared 9
Your dick is a car.
gc327072 31
My hand IS A DOLPHIN!
hotshot2626 9
So his dick goes off at funerals?
Gabrielo_fml 6
Why thank you.
brianfantana32 10
The car is in mourning, show some respect.
WiseGuy79 14
'We are here today to mourn the passing of Mr. Blah T. Blah... And would the dick with the Prius blaring in the parking lot please turn off his alarm... Ashes to ashes, dust to dust...'
Clioo_fml 17
Well, aren't you a wise guy.
scrappy23 4
35, that was a fail.
Clioo_fml 17
Even I agree with you...feel free to bury it.
Psych101 9
46- I appreciate the permission.
gallopinghorses 3
Car alarms just don't go off either someone was breaking into your car three times. Or you kept hitting the alarm button on your keys... :/
JJJJJakkkkeee 6
Sometimes they actually do if there is a short in the circuit. My truck alarm went off 5 times one night because there was a short. Ha, the neighbors were pissed.
supportcommand 17
Or if the shock sensor is set too sensitive.
KiddNYC1O 22
Wait, wait... Did you just wonder if someone broke into op's car 3 times?
gallopinghorses 3
Umm no I didn't wonder that at all...
Wheredidgrungego 12
I would have been rather alarmed.
wubbazugg 5
YDI for having a car alarm. Car alarms lead to carjackings.
ElricMustang 23
I think this is by far the most retarded comment I have ever seen on FML... It's just sad that you wrote that...
nothing92x 13
Ignore this comment. Was meant for someone else, but they deleted their comment for getting thumbed down. Also, I see what you did there.
rebel_belle1974 5
That alarms loud enough to wake the dead
skippymagee 5
The next day... "Today was my husband's funeral. Some asshole in the crowd decided to allow their car alarm to go off three times during the procession." FML
tuftpuftorama 1
That must have sucked, too bad I don't care whatsoever!