Today, my brother yelled at me, calling me a "no-good fucking whore", because I couldn't fix his laptop. The same laptop he threw on the floor after screaming "FUCKING HEAL MEEE!" at his game. As ever, my parents took his side, refusing to believe that I can't fix a cracked monitor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, my brother "pranked" me by dropping my new laptop out my bedroom window. He'd set up a saran wrap safety net below to catch my laptop safely, but he didn't secure it well enough. My laptop is completely fucked and he won't accept responsibility because he didn't mean to break it. FML
Today, I fell asleep while using my laptop. The next thing I know, it's 8am and my dad is screaming at me for posting "u skank-ass cunt-face" on my mom's Facebook timeline. I never made that post, but he won't believe me. My asshole brother, meanwhile, can't stop smirking at me. FML
Today, my brother threw his Switch across the room and broke it. Our parents decided that, "Video games are bad!" and took away my Switch, as well as my gaming PC that I built and paid for myself. FML
Today, my younger brother broke his Switch in a fit of gamer rage. When my dad refused to buy him a new one, he had a massive tantrum. Later, he dunked mine in the toilet since it "wasn't fair" that I still had a Switch and he didn't. My parents beat him, but they won't buy me a new one. FML
Today, I found my brother tampering with my laptop. He had changed the entire settings, in ways I don't even know how to fix. I finally had to get my mom to threaten him to change it back to its original setting. I'm 15. He's six and can barely get dressed by himself. FML
Today, my screw-up brother turned up at my house, expecting to move in rent free. Apparently, mom kicked him out and sent him to me. He's a freeloading demon, who's almost impossible to get rid of, so I told him to get lost and locked my door. Now my mom calls every 5 minutes to call me a selfish asshole. FML
Today, I found out that while I was at college, my brother downloaded three terabytes of porn on my laptop and blamed it on me. My parents believed him. FML
Today, my mom let my younger brother borrow my car. He managed to crash it through the garage door. While I was in another country. Somehow, I manage to get berated by my mom because I'm not doing enough to make my brother feel better about him having an accident involving my car and my house. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with a broken finger, all because I beat my little brother in a Wii game. He ran over and twisted my finger, saying, "Now how are you going to beat me, cunt?" FML
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xoxokelsey11 5
I love your name, ***** everywhere
daniel_dd31 13
Let me guess... He's the younger one and you're the older one.
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Comments (128)
cb1002630 11
Sounds like you should tell your brother to grow up.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Tell him to go fix it his damn self for acting like an ass.
kishorekumar_a 10
Well, I love gaming but I was never like that. Seems like you need to convince your parents that your brother's behaviour is not good and it's more important than fixing the laptop. However considering their previous reaction, it most probably won't work. Oh, the next time your brother wants something fixed, tell him that you are a 'no-good, ******* *****' and hence you can't fix it. That might teach him not to be rude.
Objections 5
After throwing it on the floor, I doubt a cracked monitor is the only thing he has.
kishorekumar_a 10
Yep, failed hard disk most likely, unless it has free fall protection.
osm1989_fml 6
Right because everyone knows that ****** are known for their impressive computer repair skills.
limitedition 25
Your parents sound like tools. At least you have common sense, unlike the rest of the family in this situation
CheeseHater 23
That kid is retarded, and your parents are douchebag retards.
akiahara 14
Involuntary /ragequit. He deserves it.
nishantvas 13
tough family sweetheart !!
nishantvas 13
tough family sweetheart !!