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caisse à outs Saint Quentin, France

Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML

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Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache

And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.

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So what's the issue here?

dont forget to have your share. .cheers

Sounds like it's his problem not yours

And you care because...?

But... why is this an FML? I don't get it. Did you need your hammer chisel and drill? Are you paying for the apartment? Is your brother addicted to coconuts? So many questions...

BradTheBrony 19

Oh no, somebody not doing something that doesn't effect you. What a travesty.

He forgot the crowbar!

Umm, why is this in the love category?

amberdea404 28

Well at least he's trying.

It's funny how I can open a cocunut with 2-4 dices with a machete. Your bro used a f**king DRILL and it failed.