caisse à outs
Saint Quentin, France
Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML
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electrodude 15
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
zapte 7
And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.
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Comments (60)
Chilled_Rambo 11
Hopefully we won't see an FML about someone going to the doctor from trying to open a coconut
willyjac 17
I fail to see how this is a FML, I find this quite comical
imerichello 18
Why exactly is this an FML if it doesn't hurt you in any way
GrumpyGrinch 23
His apartment. His coconut. Your problem?
saucybugger101 33
It's his apartment, his hammer, so there's no problem..
Arcanel 18
Priorities. I respect it.
Sphanz 17
Tell him to use only the chisel and the hammer. The coconut will destroy a drill if you arnt skilled.
hardcorefan16 22
Is it really that hard to open a coconut?
BigbenMrJDM 12
You should give it a go sometime, when I was in my teens I used to sing that "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts" song. I finally got ahold of one, I was literally throwing it with all my forced on the floor with no luck.
ThatLoneIyGuy 8
Surprised he didn't ask for a machete
smoothies14 32
Why do you care if his apartment is fixed? It's his life.