caisse à outs
Saint Quentin, France
Today, my brother told me that he needed to borrow a hammer, a chisel, and a drill just in case. I asked him if he was finally getting round to starting work on his apartment. Not at all, he was just going to crack open the coconut he'd just bought at the supermarket. FML
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electrodude 15
Put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up You put the lime in the coconut and call the doctor woke him up I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache I said Doctor! Is there nothing I can take I said Doctor! To relieve this bellyache
zapte 7
And what is the issue? I do very similar things to coconuts I buy.
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trucker2 33
Go hide his Nut
abattior 18
Seems right.
derangedplanet 23
Hell sometimes that's difficult! HE'S BUSTING HIS NUT. it's sorta the same as actually working hard XD same difference right?
SubparAtBest 23
The way you said all of that makes me want to cry.
katertott 44
I never knew how to open one until I went to Hawaii and saw a demonstration. The guy said he'd open in 30 seconds. I thought it was a mission impossible, but he proved me wrong.
MidnaLink 35
OK. What did he do?
Zebediabolical 45
He used a hammer, a chisel and a drill.
katertott 44
He found the natural soft spot and slammed it on a nearby rock. No pricey tools needed.
lexiieeex3 32
A hammer, chisel, AND a drill for a coconut? Must be a super coconut or something...
elektra2 16
Interesting username, OP.
VeganDarkLight 31
What does it mean?
VeganDarkLight 31
Ahh, thanks! Google just told me some strange stuff that didn't make sense, but toolbox does =)
pdp_fml 21
He forgot to ask for a machete too!
GreekGleek6 22
Well, how else are you suppose to do it?
fatman1970 25
Exactly! Has the OP even TRIED to get into one of those things?
GreekGleek6 22
Omg, I love your profile pic. Do you have boxers??
oops6663 26
My friend and I once used a machete after throwing the coconuts on the ground for almost a day. Didn't work very well. At least your brother has some form of priorities.
americanafrican 32
i do that all the time, you just gotta do it right
yenze 18
Am i missing how this is an FML? Dose he live with you until his apartment is done or something?